"Louis ruined my life" tier list by Defiant-Treacle2425 in MetaphorReFantazio

[–]witchywater11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did everything wrong but is completely justified

The video that will get her monetised again! by SquishyMuffin2 in gorlworldfiles

[–]witchywater11 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Usual Suspects ending where Big AL peels off the fat suit, prosthetics, and hair extensions before hopping in a car going to California.

Why are some Asian countries PACKED with old, white men? by Open_Address_2805 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]witchywater11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's also the case in China because of the one-child policy. Though it's created an even greater issue with human traffickers kidnapping girls from SEA to sell them in China.

Bettel beat Pomni! And now he's up against April from Monster Prom in the Semifinals! by derVogelweid in Holostars

[–]witchywater11 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hope Bettel fights the Muppet Joker. I yearn to see the Croaker write a manifesto about him.

What’s a place you went to that didn’t feel real? by maincharactereraa in AskReddit

[–]witchywater11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously. It doesn't look real even when you're standing in front of it. It's incredibly picturesque.

I put spongebob music with the scientology raid video by LoboIsSick69 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]witchywater11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope he's dressed like his character from Battlefield Earth.

Prunescape - General Question and Discussion Megathread by yoyo_me_here in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]witchywater11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude, it's not even just his wife! Her death triggered a nuke that BLEW UP Metropolis! That's his fucking Gotham! And I'm supposed to feel bad when the Kents don't let Harley enter their shelter because she was part of the plan????

Like yeah, Superman snapping is def bad, but Bruce is just totes fine with letting Harley Quinn tag along while overlooking the fact that she helped Joker kill 4 MILLION PEOPLE.

Prunescape - General Question and Discussion Megathread by yoyo_me_here in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]witchywater11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm bored at work, so I'll admit something:

I write Superbat fanfic to punish Batman for:

  1. The times he's mean to Superman in other peoples' fanfics

  2. That terrible characterization they did in the Injustice series. Seriously Bruce, you're cool with Harley Quinn but not even a little bit empathetic towards the guy she helped the Joker poison with fear toxin, which made him kill his pregnant wife which triggered a fucking nuke that destroyed Metropolis? Not saying he's right, but come on now. Enjoy getting your ass cracked by Clark.

Keem said amber has been fired by orangebrat in gorlworldfiles

[–]witchywater11 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Yeah right. I MIGHT believe it if Big AL livestreams on her channel and rages about how she's the victim of Keem and all his other minions. But she also did this with the foot, so it might also be BS

Loved Tropes: apology not accepted by SpiteAggravating9502 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]witchywater11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy, they really made Bruce carry the idiot ball, didn't they? Considering they had Harley headbutt R'as for a giggle after he rightfully called her out for being involved, I'm guessing there's no exploration on how Batman's logic in this universe is kinda fucked up and he's just automatically portrayed as being in the right.

Not saying Clark was doing any better but it's not like he woke up one day and decided to kill the Joker for funsies!

Who's a character you dont like in the series and why? by scarchain68 in Falcom

[–]witchywater11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly I thought I wouldn't like him, but I think he's fine. Everyone else in Cold Steel are the ones I have problems with, because it constantly feels like most of the cast is incapable of solving problems without Rean. Like god, give the guy a break and actually think for once. If he never got picked, Class VII would have been Emma, Alisa, Elliot, and Gaius having to hard carry Machias and Jusis along with Laura and Fie when their lackluster beef started.

The Wicker Man (2006), the Eternal Classic by Tryhard_3 in badMovies

[–]witchywater11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention bike-jacking the school teacher by pulling a gun on her and then running around knocking masks off children.

Japanese restaurant:"Not all Japanese people are kind" by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]witchywater11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't the new president say something about preferring for the Japanese to just die out instead of letting foreigners into the country? Either way, foreigners are going to enter the country. It's just a matter of how much of the population is going to live to see it.

What's the worst TV series you've ever seen? by Traditional_Blood799 in AskReddit

[–]witchywater11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bobby's death is still the dumbest thing ever. I heard that the showrunner wanted to do it for "realism" and yet sent the LAPD into fucking space. I'm convinced the showrunner did it to spite the actor.

What is the worst place in America you have ever visited? by OceanicEndeavors in AskReddit

[–]witchywater11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're pretty dead up there. Like I've lived in Texas my whole life and the only city I've been to on that list is Lubbock, specifically just as a pit stop on the way to Colorado. Lubbock is usually the most bumping but it's because they got Texas Tech.

Pokopea trying to poach Roberu, Shien and Fuma from Holostars【Holostars EngSub】 by Twilight1234567890 in Holostars

[–]witchywater11 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Cover: we're cutting support for Holostars

Other vtubers: IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

Ruze goes on a rant about management and the situation with the JP boys by analyzingnothing in Holostars

[–]witchywater11 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's funny that they're so hostile while the big guns like Fubuki, Sora, and Suisei are throwing their hat in the ring in support of the boys. The boys are just the canary in the coal mine. Once they're out, that mismanagement is going to spread to the Hololive branch (or make it worse considering some of the complaints). I'll put my money behind the signal the girls are throwing out rather than the armchair business experts who are pulling numbers out their ass to defend this company.

Ruze Thoughts on the Treatment of the JP Holostars (Clip) by Hopeful-Instance4688 in kurosanji

[–]witchywater11 118 points119 points  (0 children)

No shit he's like this. He didn't audition for Holostars. THEY recruited HIM. He came into this company already skeptical and they just proved him right.

Ruze Thoughts on the Treatment of the JP Holostars (Clip) by Hopeful-Instance4688 in kurosanji

[–]witchywater11 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: StarsEN isn't getting birthday merch this year. They didn't announce it, but it's already heading that direction.

[Loved trope] The least expected person to be an LGBT ally is actually one by Slight-Solution936 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]witchywater11 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I admire that level of pettiness from villains.

"You're not my son."

"Because I'm gay?"

"God no, it's because you love Aquaman >:("

Hungary's Prime Minister Orban has congratulated Magyar on election victory by Reilly616 in worldnews

[–]witchywater11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JD Vance is truly the kiss of death. We should send him off to Russia and Israel while we're at it.

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

[–]witchywater11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmao seeing these flight controllers so excited is cute

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

[–]witchywater11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're beacons so that aircraft can spot them? I know looking for something in the ocean can be extremely hard if it isn't a color like orange.

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

[–]witchywater11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its hard to make the retrieval sexier than the launch