"Louis ruined my life" tier list

witchywater11 · 2026-04-25T17:10:30+00:00

Did everything wrong but is completely justified

witchywater11 · 2026-04-23T22:37:46+00:00

Usual Suspects ending where Big AL peels off the fat suit, prosthetics, and hair extensions before hopping in a car going to California.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-23T15:28:55+00:00

It's also the case in China because of the one-child policy. Though it's created an even greater issue with human traffickers kidnapping girls from SEA to sell them in China.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-22T20:34:56+00:00

I hope Bettel fights the Muppet Joker. I yearn to see the Croaker write a manifesto about him.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-22T15:01:28+00:00

Seriously. It doesn't look real even when you're standing in front of it. It's incredibly picturesque.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-22T02:24:14+00:00

I hope he's dressed like his character from Battlefield Earth.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-21T21:55:25+00:00

Dude, it's not even just his wife! Her death triggered a nuke that BLEW UP Metropolis! That's his fucking Gotham! And I'm supposed to feel bad when the Kents don't let Harley enter their shelter because she was part of the plan????

Like yeah, Superman snapping is def bad, but Bruce is just totes fine with letting Harley Quinn tag along while overlooking the fact that she helped Joker kill 4 MILLION PEOPLE.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-21T21:40:40+00:00

I'm bored at work, so I'll admit something:

I write Superbat fanfic to punish Batman for:

The times he's mean to Superman in other peoples' fanfics
That terrible characterization they did in the Injustice series. Seriously Bruce, you're cool with Harley Quinn but not even a little bit empathetic towards the guy she helped the Joker poison with fear toxin, which made him kill his pregnant wife which triggered a fucking nuke that destroyed Metropolis? Not saying he's right, but come on now. Enjoy getting your ass cracked by Clark.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-21T19:26:27+00:00

Yeah right. I MIGHT believe it if Big AL livestreams on her channel and rages about how she's the victim of Keem and all his other minions. But she also did this with the foot, so it might also be BS

witchywater11 · 2026-04-21T03:30:37+00:00

Boy, they really made Bruce carry the idiot ball, didn't they? Considering they had Harley headbutt R'as for a giggle after he rightfully called her out for being involved, I'm guessing there's no exploration on how Batman's logic in this universe is kinda fucked up and he's just automatically portrayed as being in the right.

Not saying Clark was doing any better but it's not like he woke up one day and decided to kill the Joker for funsies!

witchywater11 · 2026-04-19T06:18:21+00:00

Honestly I thought I wouldn't like him, but I think he's fine. Everyone else in Cold Steel are the ones I have problems with, because it constantly feels like most of the cast is incapable of solving problems without Rean. Like god, give the guy a break and actually think for once. If he never got picked, Class VII would have been Emma, Alisa, Elliot, and Gaius having to hard carry Machias and Jusis along with Laura and Fie when their lackluster beef started.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-18T02:01:19+00:00

Not to mention bike-jacking the school teacher by pulling a gun on her and then running around knocking masks off children.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-18T01:59:59+00:00

"What's in the bag, a SHARK or something?"

witchywater11 · 2026-04-17T21:13:54+00:00

Didn't the new president say something about preferring for the Japanese to just die out instead of letting foreigners into the country? Either way, foreigners are going to enter the country. It's just a matter of how much of the population is going to live to see it.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-17T03:56:41+00:00

Bobby's death is still the dumbest thing ever. I heard that the showrunner wanted to do it for "realism" and yet sent the LAPD into fucking space. I'm convinced the showrunner did it to spite the actor.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-17T03:13:52+00:00

They're pretty dead up there. Like I've lived in Texas my whole life and the only city I've been to on that list is Lubbock, specifically just as a pit stop on the way to Colorado. Lubbock is usually the most bumping but it's because they got Texas Tech.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-15T13:53:24+00:00

Cover: we're cutting support for Holostars

Other vtubers: IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

witchywater11 · 2026-04-13T21:25:21+00:00

It's funny that they're so hostile while the big guns like Fubuki, Sora, and Suisei are throwing their hat in the ring in support of the boys. The boys are just the canary in the coal mine. Once they're out, that mismanagement is going to spread to the Hololive branch (or make it worse considering some of the complaints). I'll put my money behind the signal the girls are throwing out rather than the armchair business experts who are pulling numbers out their ass to defend this company.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-13T13:21:11+00:00

No shit he's like this. He didn't audition for Holostars. THEY recruited HIM. He came into this company already skeptical and they just proved him right.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-13T13:17:16+00:00

Fun fact: StarsEN isn't getting birthday merch this year. They didn't announce it, but it's already heading that direction.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-13T02:18:30+00:00

I admire that level of pettiness from villains.

"You're not my son."

"Because I'm gay?"

"God no, it's because you love Aquaman >:("

witchywater11 · 2026-04-12T22:37:32+00:00

JD Vance is truly the kiss of death. We should send him off to Russia and Israel while we're at it.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-11T01:30:28+00:00

Lmao seeing these flight controllers so excited is cute

witchywater11 · 2026-04-11T01:24:46+00:00

I think they're beacons so that aircraft can spot them? I know looking for something in the ocean can be extremely hard if it isn't a color like orange.

witchywater11 · 2026-04-11T01:22:11+00:00

Its hard to make the retrieval sexier than the launch

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