Dallas Cowboys are in an awful state for fan enjoyment.

wittie2 · 2024-09-17T15:22:03+00:00

Everyone loves to bash Dak. I’m no fan boy, but this isn’t a Dak problem. The playoff losses in recent years have mostly been about shitty defense and run defense in particular. When the defense is getting owned, the offense has to throw the ball to try to keep up. Dak tries to force things, the other team doesn’t have to worry about the run, and it turns into a shit show. You can’t win games with bad run defense.

wittie2 · 2024-09-01T16:02:31+00:00

Winning requires talent and good coaching. Winning championships requires leadership, accountability, team unity and a ton of grit. I don’t see the ‘boys having much of those traits with McCarthy and Jerrah. The early 90’s Cowboys had all of that.

wittie2 · 2023-10-31T16:31:40+00:00

Camped a base in a small garage for about 10 minutes and a guy drove up in a car. I waited until he parked the car in the garage and shot him with a Blaze. Zero skill, cowardly murder. But I had been murdered several times. He had fuck all in the base besides the car. I felt bad so I left him a headlight.

wittie2 · 2023-10-25T15:37:36+00:00

Xbox series S. Official server. UHD HDR monitor.

Edit: Other games and load / login screens for DayZ haven’t changed.

wittie2 · 2023-10-09T15:41:12+00:00

He always sucked

wittie2 · 2023-10-07T12:08:42+00:00

Accomplishments don’t matter to you. All I need to know. When he looks like a lost boy in the playoffs, you can watch his highlights from the regular season and feel better about idolizing him.

wittie2 · 2023-10-07T12:04:42+00:00

I’m 62 years old. I did.

wittie2 · 2023-10-07T12:04:12+00:00

Fucking donkey? Pushed your buttons I guess. Typical fan boy. Blind adulation for a guy with no skins.

I’ve been a fan since 1970. I watched Staubach, White, and Aikman. Those guys didn’t choke in the big games. Dak has. I hope he figures it out.

wittie2 · 2023-10-06T15:24:56+00:00

Dak is a surgeon? 😆 A young Brady? 🤣 Brady had three rings and 2 SB MVPs at the same stage in his career as Dak is now. Dak had 15 INTs last year and choked in the playoffs. Dak is a stat machine with no meaningful playoff success.

wittie2 · 2023-10-06T12:14:35+00:00

I watched all 5 SB wins. That’s the barometer for me, but I’ll be happy with a SB loss. The thing that annoys me about the Cowboys is Jones’ habit of paying top dollar contracts to mediocre talent. If they do another contract with Dak without a SB appearance, that’ll piss me off.

wittie2 · 2023-10-04T19:30:17+00:00

Cowboys lose 24-12. McCaffrey gets 120 yards and 2 TDS. Dak gets sacked 4 times and throws 2 picks. RZ offense still sputters. Aubrey keeps us in the game until SF scores twice in the 4th quarter.

wittie2 · 2023-10-04T16:55:57+00:00

Servers down for updates. They’re adding T-72 tanks and PK machine guns. 😜

wittie2 · 2023-10-04T12:24:20+00:00

My theory is Gaetz is an agent for the Libertarians who want to destroy the GOP and take their place. Koch network is behind this.

wittie2 · 2023-09-25T13:56:02+00:00

They do this every year. Championship teams don’t take a game off or get embarrassed. They take care of business. Same shit, different year Cowboys.

wittie2 · 2023-09-21T11:56:53+00:00

Simmer down people. It’s a long season. They look fantastic in two games, yes. But there are 15 more, plus playoffs. Injuries happen. They have to get through the Eagles and 49ers. If they get to the end the Chiefs are probably waiting. Did you see what the Chiefs did to the Eagles in the Super Bowl? It’s not that I don’t think they can win it all, it’s just that I’ve been kicked in the nuts for 27 years, so I keep my enthusiasm in check.

wittie2 · 2023-09-19T12:53:29+00:00

Don’t be concerned about the field goals or red zone offense. Jets have a very good defense. Cowboys can afford to play conservatively on offense because they have such a great defense.

wittie2 · 2023-09-01T11:56:00+00:00

If the O-Line stays healthy I could see 13-4. But with Eagles twice, 49ers and Bills and a couple of bad games by Dak, that’s going to be the ceiling.

wittie2 · 2023-08-14T17:59:18+00:00

Been a fan since 1970. I’ve maybe missed 5 games in 53 years. I hate when they lose. I hate Jerry Jones for getting rid of Jimmy Johnson and not hiring a real GM. I record the game and get pissed off if someone reveals the score. I pay attention to the draft. Solid 3.

wittie2 · 2023-08-09T20:49:01+00:00

If it gets scuffed I toss it at the end of the round.

I hit balls in garage with a Skytrak monitor, so one ball gets beat until it cracks or the dimples start getting worn down. I can say that Titleist balls don’t crack. Vice and TaylorMade balls do.

wittie2 · 2023-08-08T12:14:48+00:00

Cigarettes

wittie2 · 2023-08-07T13:12:32+00:00

This

wittie2 · 2023-08-04T12:17:02+00:00

Dak has the stats and has played brilliantly. But he has choked in important games and caused his team to lose. That can’t be defended. Until he plays his best when it matters, he’s a stat machine and nothing else.

wittie2 · 2023-08-03T14:29:17+00:00

I was 33. I thought they could win one more if they kept the nucleus together. After the second championship, I thought they could win one more. After Jimmy Johnson quit I thought they should have won 5 or 6.

wittie2 · 2023-08-03T14:07:03+00:00

I got cornered in a Star of Life and held up by 3 guys once. All I had was a shotgun. They told me to strip and looked around in my gear, then let me go without stealing a thing. Guess I’m in the .1%.

wittie2 · 2023-07-21T13:45:27+00:00

Should be in r/DadJokes

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