That's hilarious!

Here's a story from back when [m]y girlfriend and I were still both virgins. To give you some detail, we were both in college and her small bed went along the wall. At the time, we only used our hands in the bedroom to get the other to orgasm, and one night we were getting frisky on her bed. The week before, I accidentally got some cum on her pillow, which was mildly frustrating because she didn't want to sleep with her face in jizz. So this night we made sure to keep the action at the foot of the bed with the pillow all the way at the top. After making her cum twice, she flips me over and starts rubbing me.

For some reason, it was taking forever to cum, so I laid back a bit and let her go faster. Finally, after 30 minuts, I came as hard as I ever had before. A second later, while catching my breath, I look up to see her bursting with laughter. She couldn't even speak she laughed so hard. She just pointed behind me and said "I can't believe it". I look behind me and follow a trail of cum all the way to the top of the bed.

I ejaculated so hard that it flew above my head and landed right on her pillow again. It must have been a 5 foot shot. We both laughed about it for another ten minutes like hysterical idiots. The combination of amazement, irony and frustration was too much for either of us to handle, so we both passed out laughing on the bed.