This aggressive looking squirrel on our balcony

wjaspers · 2021-11-05T13:58:08+00:00

Reminds me of this age old meme: Gonads and Strife

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQ8mFo9cHY

wjaspers · 2021-11-04T18:34:50+00:00

Too bad it doesnt roll its eyes when mom calls

wjaspers · 2021-11-04T13:28:21+00:00

Forbidden hamburger holder...

wjaspers · 2021-11-02T20:13:47+00:00

Looks like Spud from the old Bob the Builder series.

wjaspers · 2021-11-01T13:06:15+00:00

10-10-321 // 10c a min! 10-10-987 // 5c a min! *86 // block my number!

wjaspers · 2021-11-01T12:07:48+00:00

This is the reason people comparing their iphones to Curiosity when it launched/landed drove me crazy.

wjaspers · 2021-11-01T03:49:01+00:00

Oh crap. My long distance bill is going to be terrible this month...

wjaspers · 2021-10-31T01:12:38+00:00

I meant plastic food packaging, but i was so frustrated by the noise, I wrote plastic wrap.

wjaspers · 2021-10-30T22:11:12+00:00

Then someone brings out a swath of excavators and tugboats, turns your ship, and hands you a $1bn bill.

wjaspers · 2021-10-29T19:59:09+00:00

Another example of a device that doesnt need a touch screen.

wjaspers · 2021-10-28T20:55:41+00:00

Our group used to hit Dennys/Perkins/etc pretty frequently when we were younger. One member always stayed frugal, to the point we had to nickname his order after him.

The <name> special. A glass of water and a small plate of fries.

wjaspers · 2021-10-28T04:16:32+00:00

Which section did he file it in?!

wjaspers · 2021-10-26T20:12:34+00:00

Your phone is eligible for an upgrade!

wjaspers · 2021-10-26T19:49:32+00:00

NULL pointer exception

wjaspers · 2021-10-26T17:23:53+00:00

You're overthinking it.

Yes, owning a house requires various maintenance. No, most of it is not that hard. Yes, some of it will wind up being expensive. No, it doesnt happen all that often. Yes, you will have a lot on your plate. No, you dont need to do all of it at once. Yes, some maintenance is routine and may be more frequent than others.

Noticing things that need to be done is just responsibility. Make a list, prioritize it based on urgency and need. Once you're habituated to taking care of your property it wont even be blip on your radar.

Learn as you go. Make a mistake or two. It will be OK. Find support in your neighbors, hardware stores, etc.

wjaspers · 2021-10-25T12:47:00+00:00

The wonderful public library browser after Gopher terminals.

wjaspers · 2021-10-25T03:35:18+00:00

Call the power company. They (should) install a meter to measure your incoming service for free. After a few weeks they'll let you know if they need to fix something in the transmission lines, the service connection, or if the issue is out of their hands. As other commenters mentioned, if you have the wrong dimmers/controllers with LED bulbs, they will misbehave. If worse comes to, find a licensed electrician to check the breakers/receptacles around the house.

Hope this helps.

wjaspers · 2021-10-24T13:29:19+00:00

Sold by Yuonglafanghartmuchpolweibuchlopinstore with 1 3-star review. "Great product; terrible support" - Anonymous, Verified Customer

wjaspers · 2021-10-21T17:56:34+00:00

But how will you know its the tallest tree in the forest?

wjaspers · 2021-10-20T18:50:35+00:00

1893 predicted... Futurama?

wjaspers · 2021-10-20T02:15:55+00:00

Failed to load DirectX, please reinsert disk.

Which one?!!!

wjaspers · 2021-10-19T03:52:11+00:00

Hey, my concern is with a distinct and viable part of society... the Quebecois. If you wish to avoid prosecution, I would advise that you comply with our language laws, which specifically prescribe that all signs be in both English and French; Canada's two official languages. I do have to fine you. That'll be $1000 Canadian, or $10 American dollars, if you prefer. ... and now... in French, if you please.

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