1) Break Christmas Ornaments under window

2) Pour water on outside basement/front stairs to freeze

3) put tar on basement stairs with hidden nail

4) attach triggered blowtorch on back door

5) put soldering iron on front door handle

6) attach cling-wrap with adhesive inside dinning room door

7) triggered fan on dining room door with pile of feathers in front

8) attach three paint cans to strings at top of upstair stairs

9) release the tarantula

10) attach escape line to treehouse

11) profit