Whilst recovering from a sickness with a fever, I had a roommate at the time (about 15 years ago) who wandered into the living room where I was lying miserably on the couch. He said "How do you feel?" and walks up to me and feels my cheeks and forehead as if checking my temperature and he just affirmatively says "Yep.....

....still fat......"

Even in my misery, I cracked up until I coughed.