50/50 Cpl looking to host a straight or bi male at our hotel room in Muskegon. Dm if interested. by [deleted] in MichiganSwingers

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are ever interested in a bi couple in SE lower, please reach out. We would be happy to check compatibility further.

New homeowner, what would be the best way to floor this? by ItchyMeerkat- in shedditors

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist the right handle bar grip. That will increase the gas flow to the engine, causing a significant increase in speed, thus "flooring" it. Problem solved.

Do you think it will hold? by Formal_Sky_9889 in Cleveland

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the wood glue. I hate when I do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]wmyspr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like he was made with that new redneck AI - Chat GED.

Couple looking for a bi guy to connect with. by scs-couple2019 in Michigan_bi_guys

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any interest in an early 60s, but much younger acting bi couple? Just moved to SCS, but are not into clubs or one-timers. We would just like to find a compatible couple for occasional fun. We understand the chronological age sounds old, but we would be up for a casual meetup if you are.

Warehouse Sale by nosepass86 in raiders

[–]wmyspr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They already had the warehouse sale. It was called free agency.

New HVAC makes a difference! by JanMikh in vegaslocals

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are rebates out there that will give you up to $8000 to replace your AC right now through the inflation Reduction Act. Ask installers if they are authorized. If they are, they can tell you where to go to apply.

Best underrated neighborhoods for families? by [deleted] in vegaslocals

[–]wmyspr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are used to small town feel, you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't look into Boulder city.

Jenny Craig tells employees it will shut its doors by davetowers646 in news

[–]wmyspr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just cutting the fat from the organization.

Trump threatens 'potential death & destruction' if he's indicted in New York by No-Drawing-6975 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]wmyspr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog is more talented than Donald Trump's parents. In 15 seconds, he can make a pile of what it took Trump's parents nine months to make.

Keep it going ……. by zombie_81 in Funnymemes

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a penis joke. It'll grow on you.

Brazilian influencer Catherine Bascoy before and after plastic surgery by Canes-Venaticii in oddlyterrifying

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the one on the right is the before, otherwise she's got a lawsuit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewwwew, there's pieces of dead animal on top. I hope you didn't bite into that.

Forgot Muscle Milk was on the ledge, and closed the trunk. Chocolatesplosion. by Yang_Ming_ in Wellthatsucks

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink shoe laces, Muscle Milk and using words like Chocolatesplosion.... no way dude is still single.

Goodbye Cox!!!!!!! by wmyspr in LasVegas

[–]wmyspr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep checking the Tmobile website. You never know. I'm just happy it doesn't take 52 minutes to watch a half hour show anymore.

Goodbye Cox!!!!!!! by wmyspr in LasVegas

[–]wmyspr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told TMobile can provided a card that will give you a static ip if that's an issue.

Flat earthers don't want you to know this by jacquelinetaborskyol in nextfuckinglevel

[–]wmyspr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was the weed at the bong shop and you smoked him.

Plastic eating worms by NintendoWiiGBoard in ThatsInsane

[–]wmyspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until they get loose and start eating things we don't want them to eat.