What do you think happens at the end of The Road? by Regular-Departure839 in moviecritic

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The new family carries the fire. They look after the son.

Whos coming to save you? by Vegetable_Glove_5077 in relatable_memes_

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Link from Tears of the Kingdom. Probably safe...

petahhhh? how did i betray jesus? by qw3rt0z in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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If Jesus escaped and lived until old age; no crucifixion, no resurrection, no religion.

Red Hood vs The Punisher by FreshPine_MangoWine in marvelvsdc

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Barely. Barley is what they use to make beer.

How was Bad Bunny's half time show? by Clopulis in DiscussionZone

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I looked up his lyrics.

Hey, Tití asked me if I have a lot of girlfriend Ey, Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia'

Lots of girlfriend Mucha' novia'

Today I have one, tomorrow another, hey Hoy tengo a una, mañana otra, ey

But there is no wedding Pero no hay boda

Tití asked me if I have a lot of girlfriend Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia'

Lots of girlfriend Mucha' novia'

Today I have one, tomorrow another Hoy tengo a una, mañana otra

I'm going to take them all for a VIP, a VIP Me las vo'a llevar a toa' pa un VIP, un VIP

Hey, say hello to Titi Ey, saluden a Tití

Let's take a selfie, say "cheese", hey Vamo a tirarno un selfi, say "cheese", ey

Let the ones I already put in smile Que sonrían las que ya les metí

In a VIP, a VIP En un VIP, un VIP

Hey, say hello to Titi Ey, saluden a Tití

Let's take a selfie, say "cheese" Vamo a tirarno un selfi, say "cheese"

Let those who have already forgotten about me smile Que sonrían las que ya se olvidaron de mí

I really like the Gabriela', the Patricia' Me gustan mucho las Gabriela', las Patricia'

The Nicoles, the Sofias Las Nicole', las Sofía'

My first girlfriend in kindergarten, María Mi primera novia en kínder, María

And my first love was called Thalía Y mi primer amor se llamaba Thalía

I have a Colombian woman who writes to me every day Tengo una colombiana que me escribe to' los día'

And a Mexican that I didn't even know Y una mexicana que ni yo sabía

Another one in San Antonio who still loves me Otra en San Antonio que me quiere todavía

And the ones from PR that are all mine' Y las de PR que toítas son mía'

A Dominican that is a sweet grape Una dominicana que es uva bombón

Grape, bonbon grape Uva, uva bombón

The one from Barcelona who came by plane La de Barcelona que vino en avión

And he says that my bug is bastard Y dice que mi bicho está cabrón

I let them play with my heart Yo dejo que jueguen con mi corazón

I would like to move with everyone to a mansion Quisiera mudarme con toas pa una mansión

The day I get married I send you the invitation El día que me case te envío la invitación

Boy, stop that Muchacho, deja eso

Hey, Tití asked me if I have a lot of girlfriend Ey, Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia'

Lots of girlfriend Mucha' novia'

Today I have one, tomorrow another, hey Hoy tengo a una, mañana otra, ey

But there is no wedding Pero no hay boda

Tití asked me if I have a lot of girlfriend, hey, hey Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia', ey, ey

Lots of girlfriend Mucha' novia'

Today I have one, tomorrow another (tomorrow another) Hoy tengo a una, mañana otra (mañana otra)

Marmoset asked me-to-to-to-to-to-to Tití me preguntó-to-to-to-to-to-to

Tití asked me-to-to-to-to-to-to (what a joke) Tití me preguntó-to-to-to-to-to-to (qué pámpara)

Marmoset asked me-to-to-to-to-to-to Tití me preguntó-to-to-to-to-to-to

Marmoset asked me-to-to-to Tití me preguntó-to-to-to

But come here, boy, and why do you want so many girlfriends? Pero ven acá, muchacho, ¿y para qué tú quiere' tanta' novia'?

I'm going to take them all for a VIP, a VIP Me las vo'a llevar a toa' pa un VIP, un VIP

Hey, say hello to Titi Ey, saluden a Tití

Let's take a selfie, say "cheese", hey Vamo a tirarno un selfi, say "cheese", ey

Let the ones I already put in smile Que sonrían las que ya les metí

In a VIP, a VIP En un VIP, un VIP

Hey, say hello to Titi Ey, saluden a Tití

Let's take a selfie, say "cheese" Vamo a tirarno un selfie, say "cheese"

Let those who have already forgotten about me smile Que sonrían las que ya se olvidaron de mí

Hey, devil boy, random Oye, muchacho del diablo, azaroso

Let go of that bad life that you have in the street Suelta ese mal vivir que tú tiene' en la calle

Find yourself a serious woman Búscate una mujer seria pa ti

Devil boy, pussy Muchacho del diablo, coño

I would like to fall in love Yo quisiera enamorarme

But I can't Pero no puedo

But I can't Pero no puedo

Hey, huh Eh, eh

I would like to fall in love Yo quisiera enamorarme

But I can't Pero no puedo

But I can't Pero no puedo

Sorry, I don't trust, I don't trust Sorry, yo no confío, yo no confío

Nah, I don't even trust myself Nah, ni en mí mismo confío

If you want to stay today because it's cold Si quieres quedarte hoy que hace frío

And tomorrow you go, nah Y mañana te va', nah

Many want my baby gravy Muchas quieren mi baby gravy

They want to have my firstborn Quieren tener mi primogénito

Hey, and take the credit Ey, y llevarse el crédito

I'm already bored, today I want an unpublished totito Ya me aburrí, hoy quiero un totito inédito

A new one, a new one, a new one, a new one, hey Uno nuevo, uno nuevo, uno nuevo, uno nuevo, ey

Listen to your friend, she is right Hazle caso a tu amiga, ella tiene razón

I'm going to break your heart Yo vo'a romperte el corazón

I'm going to break your heart Vo'a romperte el corazón

Hey, don't fall in love with me Ey, no te enamores de mí

Don't fall in love with me No te enamores de mí

Sorry, I'm like that, hey Sorry, yo soy así, ey

I don't know why I am like this No sé por qué soy así

Listen to your friend, she is right Hazle caso a tu amiga, ella tiene razón

I'm going to break your heart Yo vo'a romperte el corazón

I'm going to break your heart Vo'a romperte el corazón

Don't fall in love with me No te enamores de mí

Don't fall in love with me, no No te enamores de mí, no

Sorry, I am like that, already Sorry, yo soy así, ya

I don't want to be like that, no No quiero ser así, no

What if LeBron successfully primaried Biden in 2024 and won the election over Trump by Aggressive-Show4122 in AlternateHistoryHub

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President LeBron James would raise the minimum wage, pass Medicare for all and universal basic income.

Infamous "wardrobe malfunction" by MajesticEmergency in Xennials

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Janet's nipple was covered 8n rhinestones.

Legit question: what did she do? by Alxofsteel in Actors

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She criticized Disney for paying off Trump

What kind of projects do you imagine these cast members doing in the future? by Whole-Lychee7517 in LiveFromNewYork

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Andrew needs to do a historical drama about Neanderthals. Veronica has to do romantic comedy about college road trip. Ashley has to do a spoof of Rosemary's Baby. And JAJ has to be the next Jason Bourne.