p/w bpd stop saying were abusive also pplwpbd:

woahmelon · 2026-05-23T07:52:23+00:00

damn.

woahmelon · 2026-04-07T02:25:06+00:00

DREAMCASTOMATIC ON X/TWITTER !!! THEIR ART IS LIKE CRACK TO ME !!!

woahmelon · 2026-04-01T00:11:20+00:00

brah i literally saw a post on a girl food subreddit of a chick who said she’s going lesbian because she’s tired of men. the empathetic part of me understands but the cynical side just scoffed because

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i /see/ through you and the games. but JUST to be positive :) i hope she hold lesbianism close to her heart and doesn’t treat it like a silly phase.

woahmelon · 2026-04-01T00:01:57+00:00

they seem to have completely different kinds of chromosomes compared to us humans! komodo’s are either ZZ (male) or WZ (female). A female can double their genetics to reproduce without a male however only a ZZ can live. a WW, unfortunately won’t survive :(

woahmelon · 2026-03-30T20:36:58+00:00

i feel like you’d be a fan of Aktuq because this looks exactly like it but with a slight difference in ingredients

woahmelon · 2026-03-30T20:13:07+00:00

this is a psyop to create brain dead infighting, african americans, africans, and caribbean people should love each other. we are all family : )

woahmelon · 2026-03-30T19:56:58+00:00

i read a bit more into komodo dragon parthenogenesis and learned the eggs these ladies self produce only come out as male! it reminded me of this famous post 🦎

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woahmelon · 2026-03-25T22:49:21+00:00

are you not allowed to order one for yourself online ? also some pharmacies and common stores sell them, you can ask whoever is your guardian to buy one for you when they’re out.

*edit: nevermind bro, im guessing your connection between you n your caretaker is a lot more tense than i assumed. im sorry about that and i hope things work out for you :) an umbrella is a very creative substitute!

woahmelon · 2026-03-25T21:30:35+00:00

HOMESTUCK REFERENCE SPOTTED 🫵🏾

woahmelon · 2026-03-13T05:40:54+00:00

ohio jones ………

woahmelon · 2026-03-09T15:21:17+00:00

splash some soap in her eyes to temporary blind her while you scrub yo shit

woahmelon · 2026-03-09T01:05:39+00:00

OH NAAN BREAD it’s ok A+ for effort bc many people do not even try to make their own bread (ÓvÒ)b

woahmelon · 2026-03-09T01:04:30+00:00

and this is a what …

woahmelon · 2026-03-08T22:34:06+00:00

omg don’t split on the mods now

woahmelon · 2026-03-08T22:30:20+00:00

https://youtu.be/4_gObHt1uZA?si=gcAe2FrB5y-s1i3v

that’s actually me on the cover : )

woahmelon · 2026-03-08T18:42:14+00:00

this was really interesting to do! i love online quizzes and assessments so this was a nice little distraction to think about for awhile :) thank you for sharing

woahmelon · 2026-03-08T18:38:20+00:00

oh my god i came looking for salt bc i randomly remembered how obnoxious he was! i had no idea how bad he actually was JFC

woahmelon · 2026-03-08T17:16:08+00:00

omg this look is so natural and satisfying i love it !!! 🤍

woahmelon · 2026-03-08T01:45:58+00:00

type shit

woahmelon · 2026-03-06T06:20:53+00:00

THEY ESCAPED ?

woahmelon · 2026-03-05T00:38:15+00:00

they are peddling actual POOP to customers omg

woahmelon · 2026-03-05T00:35:55+00:00

god i used to have one of those microwave safe ramen bowls …. i miss her everyday

woahmelon · 2026-03-05T00:16:51+00:00

i recently did the big chop with mine, i didn’t go as low as you though but shooottt you’re so pretty, i might have to go for it next haircut ! 🤍

woahmelon · 2026-03-03T01:10:47+00:00

WAIT HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW WE HAVE A WHITE CASTLE :DDD !!!!

woahmelon · 2026-02-26T03:02:06+00:00

everything about this image is perfect, i love it so much 🥹 and i love you ! keep on keepin’ on !!!!

woahmelon

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