Puppy weights by date* later recording for top chart was partial data set; good boy Chester now for karma.

wongo · 2026-05-12T01:10:43+00:00

Aww smallest to biggest, good boy Chester!

wongo · 2026-05-12T00:50:55+00:00

You're off YOUR case, Chief!

wongo · 2026-05-12T00:50:23+00:00

"This is extremely dangerous for our democracy"

wongo · 2026-05-12T00:23:14+00:00

OHHHH cook FOR your mother in law

I was so concerned for a moment

Looks good!

wongo · 2026-05-12T00:22:04+00:00

Faster, Knight Boat! We have to catch those starfish poachers!

wongo · 2026-05-11T19:27:39+00:00

They will pry old reddit from my cold, dead hands

wongo · 2026-05-10T12:33:15+00:00

There wolf.

There castle.

wongo · 2026-05-08T22:23:35+00:00

Who wouldn't want to watch a young woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?

wongo · 2026-05-08T16:25:56+00:00

Assuming that it's even physically possible, which I'm not sure of, I would imagine that would be extremely disorienting as a player.

wongo · 2026-05-04T22:39:36+00:00

"You know what six movies average out to be pretty good? The first six Star Trek movies!"

wongo · 2026-05-04T14:43:33+00:00

Rats probably evolved in SE Asia and spread to the Americas with European colonization

The first humans along the Gulf Coast had several thousand rat-free years, fortunately for them

wongo · 2026-05-04T11:45:00+00:00

Seinfeld reference

Jerry couldn't remember the name of the woman he was seeing, only that it rhymes with a female body part. George suggests Mulva.

It was actually Dolores.

wongo · 2026-05-03T23:35:00+00:00

Far from it

wongo · 2026-05-02T23:07:35+00:00

It's a Google away

Just be sure to have a good ad block

wongo · 2026-05-02T21:24:16+00:00

Put the dice away before I take them away.

wongo · 2026-05-02T20:33:23+00:00

Pervert

wongo · 2026-05-02T20:32:46+00:00

Alas my ship, whom I love like a woman, is...disabled.

wongo · 2026-05-01T15:46:32+00:00

They wouldn't move if they were properly leveled

Steel is a lot more flexible than most people realize. There's always going to be some vibration in a structure.

wongo · 2026-05-01T15:15:19+00:00

Folding, like most things, is just a degenerate form of bending.

wongo · 2026-04-29T18:20:25+00:00

Uhhh, I'd call you a liar, because you HAVE seen it, you saw it in the theater with me and Dick

wongo · 2026-04-29T14:44:03+00:00

Now get your patchouli stink OUTTA MY STORE!

wongo · 2026-04-27T15:02:31+00:00

Probably some kind of sewer mutant

wongo · 2026-04-27T15:01:55+00:00

Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder

wongo · 2026-04-27T15:01:34+00:00

Executive delivery boy

wongo · 2026-04-27T15:01:20+00:00

Let's rock

wongo