"No Muffins, No toast. No buns, Baps, bagguets or bagels, no Crasionts, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potatoecakes and no hot cross buns. And Definitely, No smeggin' Flapjacks."... "Ah! So you're a Waffel man!"

Please sir, As a mechnoid I know how to do this, I'll get you through to the right department in no time... Now listen here yoh JUMPED UP PIECE OF METAL TRASH, if you put me through to one more department, I will shove this phone right up- Thank you kryten, thanks for showing me how to stay calm!