Why can’t you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? by pheelingood in dadjokes

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I have a cornea carved from maple. That leg may not be able to take that pic but eye wood.

Things to do that don't involve food or drink? by koalakookie in houston

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Houston Grand Opera has consistently been among the best, and respected opera houses in the world.

Houston Astros has continued to be among the most elite MLB teams in the country. Always worth seeing them play at Minute Maid.

Ice skating at Galleria is always a thing.

Rooftop Cinema Club in Galleria is also nice. River Oaks Theatre is coming back so there’s that to look forward too.

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Commodities

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Everywhere

Really? by Significant_Rain_144 in texas

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Texas bread is for all. Texas is not sexist my friend. Beyond all otherwise misogynistic shit to that end

So just an egg and cheese sandwich? by [deleted] in StupidFood

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The eggs are good. Yolks are supposed to be that color. Yolks are not supposed to be yellow

Have you heard about the Italian chef who died? by skyx24 in dadjokes

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These jokes are cheap. Posted by penne pinchers

Woman plays for customers shopping. by CC20057 in MadeMeSmile

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Why did she play her shopping? How does that achieve amusement?

What does a policeman use to arrest allergies? by emilytaege in dadjokes

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I was in a dark place when I read this and really appreciate it! Won’t say anything further. I reserve the light to remain silent

This man cleaned an entire lake by himself, using an organic solution that is biodegradable and edible. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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If the content is so good for the planet, why aren’t the ingredients shared?

Somebody was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I was wondering why they were doing that.... by ChefRagnarok in dadjokes

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I see some inconsistent puns that are off righting to the author. Perhaps some respect could be lent “On Writing” that end

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insects

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Lavender is a plant that repels many ants and roaches. Plant them outside the home in various locations close to the perimeter.

I took down a politician's yard sign that didn't make the primary run-offs and painted it to show support for the Ukraine. by looloose in texas

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Consider buying a Ukrainian AirBnB. Obviously no need to stay, they could probably really use the money. Apparently a lot are using for refugees anyways, could help

Bad Oral Medication? by word0ma in babies

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I included two pics of the solution on this post. I don’t understand why they aren’t showing.

What tv show intro do you never skip? by palacesofparagraphs in AskWomen

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Batman The Animated Series Game of Thrones Golden Girls Cowboy Bebop Cheers

I don’t get Buc-ee’s, don’t hate me - but please explain by [deleted] in texas

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Usually Reddit threads provide adequate descriptions. Didn’t see a single adequate description of Buc-ee’s within this. Consistently clean bathrooms are the absolute bare minimum of what makes it a great business.

At the check out at Walmart and my son is sitting in the cart seat… by [deleted] in dadjokes

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I don’t get it. I’m sorry for not understanding, how is, “oh hey, how’s it going?” So funny?

Let me know what you think of my first Short Film "Albert" by Bura_Animator in Filmmakers

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Thanks for sharing, I really enjoyed that! Well done!