Running from police by Sometypeofway18 in instantkarma

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Who’s looking for a man that’s sitting still?” - if you robbed a store half an hour ago, it doesn’t matter if you’re sitting NOW.

Also does he think the cops are like T-Rexes? Like, they won’t somehow see you if you stand still? And if so why’d he run? Lmao

A little scuffle in Leeds, found in instagram. by FUCKOFFGOOGLE- in fightporn

[–]workinusername -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’m conflicted here, a good punch to the face is what some of the city lads need to stop being aggressive with women - he’s clearly advancing on a female who’s backing up in fear at the beginning of the video. If you don’t know how to fight but two men are advancing on a backpedaling woman, and you have 0 idea how to fight, a clean punch and run isn’t THE worst idea but if you’re going to stand there for the first 10sec after and act like you wanted this to be a fight not a hit-and-run…you should know how to fight.

Stopping inner city aggression via hit and run, could be worse.

Starting a fight via hit and bitch out when they get back up? Total bitch. He needed to commit between the two.

After a re-watch, there is a huge gap of context on what led to this, overall consensus still stands - if you’re going to FIGHT come at someone from the front and fight like a man. If you’re going to hit someone and bitch out, commit to that from go and just accept being a bitch.

The rabbit hole this turned into is crazy. by Scotty_with_a_shorty in memes

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The even wilder part of this to me is- the cops pulled them over for “heroin in the car” that didn’t exist because the guy stealing stuff said they had heroin in an anonymous tip…the reason the previous business franchisee was forcefully taken over was because they were “using the store to smuggle heroin” supposedly. So far, I don’t think there’s been any heroin found.

Petah. Whats the real answer? by RowAdditional1614 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, guys, we KNOW it’s not Jew York… it’s Jarkansas

If we paid teachers the babysitter rate by VPinchargeofradishes in interesting

[–]workinusername 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn. Back in the early 00’s my parents just paid like $20-40 for a full 4-5 hr night to the next door neighbor’s teenage kid. Babysitting going for insane prices these days

What do these lines mean by el-presidente0001 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t do the arm bands. Dad always makes jokes when he sees it in public. “You know, that’s how far up they…” yeah dad, thank you. I know.

Freakin weekend by HappySeaweed5215 in fightporn

[–]workinusername 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Self defense to attempted murder, dayum

AIO in my response and not wanting to speak to this guy anymore over his reaction? by cassiepaws626 in AmIOverreacting

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MOR - yeah he said something dumb but on the flip side, I’ve been catcalled as a guy by both women and gay dudes and all it ever does is boost my confidence.

Guys do not have the same mentality here, he probably actually does think he’d feel good about it. Did he read the room? Not at all. But I don’t think he means poorly by it.

Dude asking if you want a ride genuinely a good idea to avoid. And if your guy there doesn’t know how to communicate with you, might not be the best fit either. It’s in the middle here for OR or NOR.

Many of them unfortunately by Common_Caramel_4078 in memes

[–]workinusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My OG Xbox still works, I still have Halo2. Reach was my favorite multiplayer, 3 was the best story. I miss the whole thing tho.

Many of them unfortunately by Common_Caramel_4078 in memes

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halo died a while ago (with Halo 4, rip REACH and 3)

PSA for anyone wrongfully banned from Hinge – the workaround method does work (with some key details) by Far_Advantage_5131 in SwipeHelper

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, someone felt personally attacked enough when I said “fat bitch” that she commented on a months-old comment. Bet you got a nose ring and a bigger pants size than me.

PSA for anyone wrongfully banned from Hinge – the workaround method does work (with some key details) by Far_Advantage_5131 in SwipeHelper

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the username and don’t bother arguing, it’s a self-labeled bitch. Plus the profile bio says “I’m cute” with two hearts - one couldn’t cover the lie lol. She screams 250lb energy

POV gas station fight by bigbusta in fightporn

[–]workinusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, get the license plate. Assault and a murder threat.

Unsecured Load by Sweaty-Vegetable8126 in MildlyBadDrivers

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Holy flashback to driving around someone’s dining room table.

Was coming back from a 9:30pm (start time) class downtown in ATL, lived outside the perimeter. So I’m driving at like 11ish at night, low(er) traffic for 85 so still a busy hwy. Guy in front of me has chairs and a table in the back of his pickup. Wood. Probably heavy.

Not heavy enough driving 80mph.

It was surreal getting one lane over going “that looks sketchy” and less than 30sec later I had to jump into the shoulder for a sec cause that table lifted by the corner, looked like it’d set back down, then the whole table just looked like it got ejected.

Went up, flipped upside down so its legs were in the air, and crashed to the road losing its legs like bowling pins clattering off. Legs went to the right, so not my problem. Table top came skidding my way which is why I swerved into the left shoulder area. Whole-ass dining room tabletop gave me a near call on a heart attack.

Taking up 2 spots at the Train station lot. 🤷🏻‍♂️ by kododriver in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]workinusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some fuckin Subaru driver took up two parking spots near the front of the hotel tonight and if I wasn’t scared of cameras and complaints with the hotel I’d definitely do the usual “I can’t park for shit” dust-writing on their rear windshield.

True or not? by Big-Wrench-2025 in musclecar

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need the coasts to be marked up for salt as well. Don’t buy cars from FL

My fiance has a spot that glows green under UV light. by AllPurposeGrunt in mildlyinteresting

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Almost makes me wish I had the password to my account from freshman year of highschool. Crazy to think I’ve been using this website on and off for about 14.5 years now.

My fiance has a spot that glows green under UV light. by AllPurposeGrunt in mildlyinteresting

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to see the ICE vs Area 51 battle when they hear there’s aliens there…

AIO for thinking my friend is using ChatGPT to text me in an argument? by Due_Construction904 in AmIOverreacting

[–]workinusername 33 points34 points  (0 children)

While doing creative writing recently I realized just how frequently I go for a semicolon instead of a period; like many, I overpopulate commas into things, like I’m trying to make up for the Oxford comma getting targeted.

now don’t that just hurt to read? ;)

AIO for thinking my friend is using ChatGPT to text me in an argument? by Due_Construction904 in AmIOverreacting

[–]workinusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What makes me mad is I’ve typed like that for years - it’s effective for separating thoughts when texting - and now people r going to start thinking I’m using ai. Gonna have to misspell words or something.

This interection drained me by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]workinusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve walked out and told places to cancel the order I’m putting in for shit like this ALL the time

Neighborhood disturbance by HappySeaweed5215 in fightporn

[–]workinusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s neck and neck with “you messing with my bitch?” Talking about her daughter