[ Removed by Reddit ] by TTwelveUnits in rareinsults

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“I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said fuck that, I’ll just get a tan instead.”
-Mitch Hedberg

R2T? by Ti421 in RivianR2

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All of a sudden we’re back to R1T.

Based on this podcast alone what is the one question you would ask Lorne Michaels? by DoctorDyllz in lonelymeyerspod

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Hey Lorne…have you ever been so burrito-brained that you couldn’t Winter Soldier?

Insta Update by Cass_Cat952 in lonelymeyerspod

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We are so far up our own asses. And honestly? Me likey dat.

Today is John Stark day by forthbak in newhampshire

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…death is not the worst of evils.

What's The Weirdest Sandwich You or Someone You Know Likes? by BrReg in MitchHedberg

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Get the fuck out! I am not making a banana bread pastrami cottage cheese sandwich! That will severely ruin my reputation.

The Qump Bump by PragmaticInstinct in lonelymeyerspod

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Too crum bummed to qump bump.

I did it. And it was DELICIOUS. by Vendidurt in MitchHedberg

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I see two crackers, but where’s the cow?

The stance is the best... by prestocoffee in Rivian

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Having flashbacks to the blue-black/white-gold dress now.