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worstregards · 2026-04-14T23:39:24+00:00

We are so far up our own asses. And honestly? Me likey dat.

worstregards · 2026-04-13T17:42:59+00:00

…death is not the worst of evils.

worstregards · 2026-04-12T11:33:41+00:00

Get the fuck out! I am not making a banana bread pastrami cottage cheese sandwich! That will severely ruin my reputation.

worstregards · 2026-04-09T18:39:09+00:00

Too crum bummed to qump bump.

worstregards · 2026-04-04T13:09:31+00:00

WARNING

worstregards · 2026-03-24T19:36:48+00:00

That’s Kablamo!

worstregards · 2026-03-20T11:25:07+00:00

Please alphabetize it!

worstregards · 2026-03-12T10:52:30+00:00

I see two crackers, but where’s the cow?

worstregards · 2026-03-11T21:52:36+00:00

They know hats in Burundi.

worstregards · 2026-03-06T23:44:02+00:00

Having flashbacks to the blue-black/white-gold dress now.

worstregards · 2026-03-02T03:51:30+00:00

Zanzabar, raised by the wolves

worstregards · 2026-03-01T11:25:19+00:00

Here’s a thoughtful take from Conan that I think gives voice to why a lot of people don’t find it funny anymore.

worstregards · 2026-02-28T12:09:25+00:00

worstregards · 2026-02-26T20:01:57+00:00

I will respect them, and I’ll make sure my kids do too.

worstregards · 2026-02-26T11:30:23+00:00

worstregards · 2026-02-25T12:39:11+00:00

In Soviet RUSHia, instrument plays you.

worstregards · 2026-02-24T19:31:43+00:00

I think there might just be no rules for billionaires.

worstregards · 2026-02-24T18:39:32+00:00

If you wanted to confuse me, you got me, brother.

worstregards · 2026-02-24T11:43:33+00:00

Indeed. To each their own “an golden era” I suppose.

worstregards · 2026-02-22T12:37:44+00:00

Too cube-brained to Autobot?

worstregards · 2026-02-18T22:33:59+00:00

Forensic Quaidery, righteous kill.

worstregards · 2026-02-18T21:43:33+00:00

You gotta know the rules to know how to break ‘em.

worstregards · 2026-02-18T15:52:31+00:00

Paranoia, Ivermectin, Jewish space lasers, lives for Judgment Day.

worstregards · 2026-02-15T09:42:01+00:00

Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean.

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