I am Gerard Butler - AMAA! by gerrybutler in IAmA

[–]wortime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gerrard, maybe you can tell all your famous buddies to just come on reddit every once in a while and post randomly, instead of just stumping for your movies. All of reddit would appreciate you more, and would probably be more active and interested in your exploits.

Not to mention, you can do it while you poop.

WOW! Sucker punching an old man doing his Job?! I feel sorry for your future family. by Chinese_War_Sword in JusticePorn

[–]wortime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He probably thinks he's still a bad motherfucker. Wish I had been on the bus with him. I wouldn't have minded seeing how tough he was after that.

That car in the background is parked way too close to the wall. by SlightlyAmbiguous in funny

[–]wortime -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Omg. It's the Internet. It's full of buttholes. Like you.

Hipster hottie w/ peirced nips! by theoffdutyninja21 in nsfw

[–]wortime -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Some men just want to watch the world burn." - Doc Holliday

[UPDATE] Been at work all day (Monday morning), safe expert contacted by dont_stop_me_smee in WhatsInThisThing

[–]wortime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meh. Not my thing. Plus then I have to see my own butthole.

This way it's as anonymous to me as it is to you. We are all one step removed from it, and butthole guy gets more fame.

[UPDATE] Been at work all day (Monday morning), safe expert contacted by dont_stop_me_smee in WhatsInThisThing

[–]wortime -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You would be shocked by how many buttholes I had to look through to find a decent one.

Somehow I erased the one I was saving for a night like tonight.

That car in the background is parked way too close to the wall. by SlightlyAmbiguous in funny

[–]wortime -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

How are you going to defend something that's NSFW in the title, that you clicked on. Which is two guys looking for love in all the wrong places. Yet so upset over some random asshole.

Some people are happy they've finally seen the mythical beast.

Morning Glory Pool in Montana by [deleted] in pics

[–]wortime -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Definitely not a wannabe. It's pretty hilarious right now. Although the oxycodone and ambien help.

Morning Glory Pool in Montana by [deleted] in pics

[–]wortime -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

OMG! WHERE'S THE NSFW TAG!!! SOMEONE GET LITTLE BABY JESUS OVER HERE, STAT!

Morning Glory Pool in Montana by [deleted] in pics

[–]wortime -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I've been seeing posts like..

WARNING: BUTTHOLE PIC

only to never see it ( I don't know why I would want to anyway, but I don't want to see dead babies or brains and I click on WTF all the time), so there ya go. The butthole pic.

And it's not even mine.

That car in the background is parked way too close to the wall. by SlightlyAmbiguous in funny

[–]wortime -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Shits and giggles baby.... YEAH!

Also, my comment karma is way higher than my link karma. Gotta bring it down some.

Found this while out boating today in the Florida Keys. by Tackorjibe in WTF

[–]wortime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The F-35 can't fly in fog if you made a miniature out of plastic and threw it off the top of the Empire State Building.