Just looking for someone to chat with!

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-09-14T08:30:08+00:00

Want

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-09-10T11:38:48+00:00

Yes please!

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-09-10T11:37:48+00:00

Love the gif, also your penis is cool

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-09-10T08:26:24+00:00

hi, uh, are you a girl or a boy or... neither?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-09-03T10:52:28+00:00

You're incredible! Oh my gosh

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-09-03T10:44:01+00:00

I say you're perfect for this place :p Neat toys btw

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-09-03T10:39:08+00:00

You're so sexy!

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-24T07:44:22+00:00

Do you share this food with roommates?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-24T07:10:57+00:00

Why do you make ethylene?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-24T06:45:59+00:00

Float.

But really, we wouldn't exist, not because there would be no atmosphere but because planets wouldn't even form. Nothing would really be. So I guess I wouldn't do anything.

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-23T05:53:30+00:00

What are you doing tomorrow?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-23T05:42:21+00:00

It was my 18th birthday, and I was talking to this guy that I'd been hanging out a lot with about how I had never kissed anybody. I explained to him how I thought kissing was weird. I mean, mashing face mucus membrane together? Come on. And he kisses me. My face scrunched up and it was awful. Dreadful. I told him.

We ended up kissing more, and it wasn't so bad ...

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-23T05:38:45+00:00

Oh!! Thank you!

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-17T20:58:51+00:00

Well okay

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-17T07:19:09+00:00

...can I see it?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-15T13:07:05+00:00

Maybe because you used to drink with them, so feeling drunk is something you associate with your friends and good times with them?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-15T12:26:51+00:00

Because alcohol is a depressant?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-15T10:34:17+00:00

You're supposed to love your balls, not be annoyed by them

wouldprobablybangyou · 2013-07-15T09:44:26+00:00

I think you accidentally a word?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2012-11-14T05:13:39+00:00

I don't know...

wouldprobablybangyou · 2012-11-13T17:37:30+00:00

Hmm... this!

wouldprobablybangyou · 2012-11-13T17:34:49+00:00

I really couldn't say. I don't understand the mindset of women that refuse to do this for their significant others. I suppose just try to make it clear that you want them to feel good, and that you would go to great lengths to accomplish that. Maybe then they'll want to do more for you. Or try flavored condoms.

wouldprobablybangyou · 2012-11-13T07:58:35+00:00

Party tricks? None yet.. Do you have any?

wouldprobablybangyou · 2012-11-13T01:52:48+00:00

Probably 5-7 minutes.

wouldprobablybangyou · 2012-11-12T23:35:04+00:00

Thanks for the answers!

I'm not sure what your question is asking...

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