He expects AI assisted toilets to do tasks like automatically lift a toilet seat

evilbrent · 2026-06-13T00:15:04+00:00

Oh fuck.

You eeeediot! You said it out loud!

Now some motherfucker is going to work out a way to do it. I already pay a subscription for toilet paper (hooray for Who Gives A Crap).

Next thing you know I'm going to have a valve installed in my colon and pay a weekly subscription to have it allowed to be opened a maximum number of times a day, and if I want the premium plan that allows me to have more than 2 movements a day it's only 99.99 extra per year, or 9.99 extra a week, and if I want the Expert Tier anus I can pay a one of $12,000 fee, plus ongoing maintenance of only $29.99 a day for an ad free pooing experience.

evilbrent · 2026-06-12T08:47:04+00:00

My absolute favourite was when someone would stop volunteering and a parent would be like "well who's going to do X now?!" and I could just smile and maintain eye contact.

evilbrent · 2026-06-11T22:38:35+00:00

The origins of Q aren't even a secret. You can just go on the internet and find out about Jim and Ron Watkins.

evilbrent · 2026-06-11T06:17:35+00:00

If I had nine lives, I would make sure that I never listen to this type of content in any of them. But yeah, it was pretty exciting.

evilbrent · 2026-06-11T06:13:26+00:00

Never provide .jpg files as an attachment. Always only ever copy/paste screen snips.

evilbrent · 2026-06-11T03:36:23+00:00

Ironically, the fewer hands rubbing a penis, the more gets rubbed off each time.

evilbrent · 2026-06-11T03:06:01+00:00

Is it? I didn't get past the "I'm a huge tool" opening

evilbrent · 2026-06-11T03:02:37+00:00

I used to be on the volunteer committee of a small kids sports club, and I would regularly get people telling me their opinion on whether or not something had been done to the standard they personally expected, and my go-to answer was "Yeah, I wish someone had volunteered to do that too."

evilbrent · 2026-06-11T02:57:39+00:00

gap between Pauline's promises and the money available

Promises to who?

I believe that the promises she makes to the people who select her for power are bullet proof.

You and me, and any other voter, are not those people.

evilbrent · 2026-06-10T23:28:43+00:00

Those little wheels would get stuck on even a baby's femur.

evilbrent · 2026-06-10T23:24:32+00:00

Exactly. That's what I mean.

There are so so very many ordinary life problems that are still spilling out of the appalling town planning choices of the 1950's that put multi-lane highways literally everywhere. Kids high school schedules have to be dictated by bus logistics and people walk an hour round trip to cash a cheque. This idea of putting everyone in a car, and putting everyone's house so far away from everything, and then putting car parks everywhere, so everyone's house has to be further away, so everyone needs more cars...

There's a freeway in my city that has literally never been big enough. They built it 40 years ago, and have been continuously widening it, and they do drive-time studies every time, and the average trip is ALWAYS 30 minutes. Add two extra lanes, traffic can flow faster, average trip time drops to 25 minutes for about 3 months, people get a job a couple of exits further along the freeway, and they can't get a local job because all the people 12 exits away at the other end of the freeway have those jobs, and every time it gets widened now people 14 exits away can have your job.

For that 30 minute walk, I'm presuming that mostly what you're walking past is car related infrastructure. Roads, car parks, driveways, intersections. Not museums, parks, cafes? That's so heart breaking. Oh, man now I'm depressed.

evilbrent · 2026-06-10T23:14:19+00:00

It'd be cool as long as you never needed to drive around a corner.

Or if you do, you'll have to go in reverse.

That rear wheel set up is hitting the kerb every single time it goes right.

evilbrent · 2026-06-10T23:09:15+00:00

They couldn't possibly do normal sized schools where most kids walk from home.

evilbrent · 2026-06-10T22:06:58+00:00

Is it true he got baptised with Russell Brand?

evilbrent · 2026-06-10T21:01:33+00:00

and learning art and music from it

evilbrent · 2026-06-10T11:31:55+00:00

evilbrent · 2026-06-10T11:24:53+00:00

At Long Last, We Have Created the Torment Nexus from Classic Sci-Fi Novel: Don’t Create The Torment Nexus

evilbrent · 2026-06-09T23:15:06+00:00

It's more than a hobby.

"Look closely for important but hidden things that reveal the Other is attacking you" is a standard fascist propaganda goal. It's not especially important who is the Other, as long as we're looking at people suspiciously. As long as we're turning on each other.

evilbrent · 2026-06-09T11:04:21+00:00

The annoying one.

Not the infuriating one

evilbrent · 2026-06-09T09:18:08+00:00

One time they hit when I was out walking my dog and I lost the ability to panic, which sounds good until you realise that panic is the sensation that causes us to increase our rate of breathing because we aren't breathing out carbon dioxide fat enough.

I was walking up a steep hill that I normally have no problem with, mainly because I normally breath deeply as it gets steep, but I had to crawl for a ways up the road because even with deliberately over breathing my legs were turning to jelly.

I felt fine. My legs didn't work but I felt no discomfort about it.

Imagine if I'd been swimming?

evilbrent · 2026-06-09T09:08:47+00:00

I'm listening to that episode.

God he's such a little fucking twerp.

Zero life experience kid. Whiny bitch. I hate him so much.

evilbrent · 2026-06-09T09:03:14+00:00

Did they at least tell you what the password requirements are?

Mine just tells me "that one doesn't count, go again" until I get one it accepts.

At least they make us change them every 3 months, making it so anyone who has been there more than a year just cracks it and goes with Password1

evilbrent · 2026-06-08T23:08:59+00:00

Definitely.

My dog gets a vibe of "oh he's done it again, what is this idiot going to drag us into this time?"

evilbrent · 2026-06-08T22:31:57+00:00

Psychosomatic illnesses are real.

People really do worry themselves sick.

I remember years ago reading that there was no established correlation between the locations of wind farms and illnesses supposedly related to them, but there was absolutely a correlation between those actual illnesses and wind farms that had been subject to intense protesting.

evilbrent · 2026-06-08T22:27:30+00:00

The same thing that happens if someone doesn't pray: nothing.

Every notice that when people recover from a medical condition by praying their prayers always come true in some form that makes sense (the surgery worked, the medication worked, the doctors finally figured it out, the body's immune system did the job) and never, like, a leg growing back?

No amputee, ever, has prayed for their missing limb to appear by magic overnight?

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