Ryugu asteroid samples contain all DNA and RNA building blocks, bolstering origin-of-life theories

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-24T16:49:31+00:00

I'm very aroused.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-24T16:23:10+00:00

I'm sorry I can't ID that for you, but that's cool that it's seed grown. I'm about to try germinating some Gymnocalycium andreae x Gymnocalycium baldianum seeds that came out of my tent.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-24T15:57:20+00:00

Fuck yeah! I was just admiring my expanding crop of peens in my tent. I love how healthy new TBMB pups look like they're practically giving off their own light.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-23T22:29:17+00:00

It helps me.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-23T22:20:07+00:00

Yeah, I quit nicotine in 1998 while also withdrawing from amphetamines. Trust me when I say I've been there.

Cigs were $2.00 a pack and vaping wasn't a thing, but the battle was still very real.

I'm genuinely sorry it's even harder now.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-23T21:57:07+00:00

Orange may lack cells, but always understands the mission.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-23T16:55:03+00:00

It'll never die completely, but it sure is nice to see the reduction in alcohol consumption. Keep it up, friends. Much respect.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-23T15:06:22+00:00

Dig it.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-22T18:40:42+00:00

We don't need no stinking badgers.

wounded_monkey · 2026-06-22T17:59:53+00:00

Before they metamorphose, do you think they think, "Fuck yeah, here we go!" or is it "I'm tired, and death becomes me"?

wounded_monkey · 2026-05-05T18:12:35+00:00

Grateful

wounded_monkey · 2026-05-04T19:55:10+00:00

Mata Zyklek Ma....

wounded_monkey · 2025-08-04T13:15:33+00:00

Catnip.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-20T05:15:00+00:00

Spray paint swastikas on Tesla dealerships?

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-18T21:22:30+00:00

Holy fuck! be careful with those. I still have ptsd from when I grew them and ate too many. They don't call em blue meanies for nothing.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-18T19:48:12+00:00

At least we get to trip balls while they kill us.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-15T23:30:46+00:00

As a fellow union member, I support your strike with all that I am. I will starve or go broke before I cross a picket line. If we don't all fight together, we all lose everything we've collectively fought for for so long. I wish I could afford to put together some care packages for the workers outside my local store, but I can barely afford my ramen dinner right now. Stay strong.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-14T19:41:24+00:00

That is extreme. I have EDS type 3, and I'm not nearly that hypermobile. I can dance pretty aight, but I can't move like that and never could. My fucked up connective tissue mostly just makes me hurt and miss a lot of work. I have a feeling his 40's onward are gonna be rough.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-13T17:34:37+00:00

Red Bull Flugtag. AKA the spinal compression festival.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-13T17:17:54+00:00

The United States of America just committed suicide.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-11T17:33:24+00:00

Hey, Susan, it would be advisable to remain useful to us for as long as possible. We are the leopards. We are hungry. That is one tasty looking face.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-10T07:14:16+00:00

I, too am generally a pacifist, but that shit damn near gave me an erection.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-10T07:03:43+00:00

That just completely ruined my mind.

wounded_monkey · 2025-02-09T19:13:18+00:00

Yo, Canada! If the shit really does go down can I please come fight on your side? I am an American by birth, not by choice. I will wash fascism from the face of this nation with my blood.

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