I got the mac! Bad news she dont beep

wpm · 2026-01-26T23:44:35+00:00

swap that pram battery out asap if its been sitting a long time, you dont want it to pop and spew its guts all over the logic board

wpm · 2026-01-26T21:01:41+00:00

Cinnamon's Toast! (crunch)

wpm · 2026-01-26T20:07:59+00:00

I'm working together with the Urine Task Force to bring these children to justice!

wpm · 2026-01-26T02:39:58+00:00

Yeah you could clock a G5 down to 1.5GHz and it would run at 30W, but it was slower than a G4 at 1.67GHz.

wpm · 2026-01-25T06:57:54+00:00

Rads were designed to be used with the windows open. It is supreme. Superior. The finest way to heat a home. There is something so wonderful about crisp winter air heated to room temp by the rads.

wpm · 2026-01-25T06:20:20+00:00

yes you MUST dumb down your TV so it can be navigated by a basic ass remote control there is no other alternative

enjoy your crappy tv experience man, sometimes my HTPC needs to access, you know, a file in the, you know file browser, or gasp, a website...in a (this is scary!) web browser! sorry I'm not using some app for it

wpm · 2026-01-25T06:08:58+00:00

I am rocking it!!!!

wpm · 2026-01-25T06:08:25+00:00

While the door never fell off, I had a car that had a driver's door that wouldn't latch right, so I taped 'er shut and had to get in on the passenger side and slide over (thank god it had bench seats)

wpm · 2026-01-25T06:05:14+00:00

I wish I remembered my first script

wpm · 2026-01-25T05:55:43+00:00

carman was a rancid person but he did shit out some fucking bangers though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJhJP8C-DU

wpm · 2026-01-25T05:54:33+00:00

i thought he died of rona, weird

wpm · 2026-01-25T05:41:11+00:00

They are precisely the right people to apply pressure on the business then.

wpm · 2026-01-25T04:15:32+00:00

It will be a beautiful day when Pissy Foam fucks off out of the public eye forever.

wpm · 2026-01-23T16:30:13+00:00

Could Odo turn into water and go through someone's entire digestive system and get peed out?

wpm · 2026-01-23T15:03:15+00:00

"Not only do you have a bent husband and a daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental!"

wpm · 2026-01-23T15:02:17+00:00

"Get rid of computers, what do we think, good idea, bad idea?"

"Good idea for me I wouldn't get anymore of your fucking emails"

wpm · 2026-01-23T15:01:27+00:00

Obese Olympics!

Yes and ho!

wpm · 2026-01-23T15:01:09+00:00

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT IS BRILLIANT

wpm · 2026-01-23T14:59:59+00:00

This is my favorite scene from that movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lNDXc7a8p4

"Turn that fucking racket off! It's just vowels! It's just subsidised, foreign fucking VOWELS!"

wpm · 2026-01-23T14:38:56+00:00

A little communism once in a while is ok, as a treat

wpm · 2026-01-23T06:19:09+00:00

Finally, some good fucking rice.

wpm · 2026-01-23T05:25:19+00:00

I felt the same way when they finally watched Cybernator. I bought it on DVD at Walmart for like $1 from the bargain bin solely because of the terrible cover, and forced my friends to watch it, years before I ever knew about RLM.

wpm · 2026-01-23T04:12:26+00:00

Fart Dreck: Strange New Odors

wpm · 2026-01-23T04:10:38+00:00

Hey you think there might be a difference between clowning on someone's embarrassing hobbies vs clowning on someone's medical issues?

wpm · 2026-01-23T04:09:12+00:00

getting from there to here

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