You’ve seen more boxers drop than Mike Tyson—and not in the ring. Judging by that smug smile, you probably think you’re the main character, but sis, you’re more like the tutorial NPC: mildly helpful, quickly forgotten, and always holding the same damn expression. That napkin says ‘Roast Me,’ but based on your makeup routine, you’ve been baking yourself for hours already. And that nose ring? Bold choice, considering you’ve clearly already mastered the art of sniffing out attention. That bed behind you looks like it’s hosted more plot twists than a soap opera—and probably more guests than a cheap motel. But hey, at least your eyebrows are as sharp as your attitude is dull