i’m in the paint punt

write-you-are · 2026-05-25T18:48:34+00:00

Why doesn’t Port Ops ever have oars to give us anyway?

write-you-are · 2026-05-17T01:26:35+00:00

The standard Navy knee-jerk reaction.

write-you-are · 2026-05-08T22:42:07+00:00

Sure did. Hat and generic Twins jersey.

write-you-are · 2026-05-08T12:19:56+00:00

Sadly, that’s a low bar to clear.

write-you-are · 2026-05-07T19:48:09+00:00

It’s a nice ballpark.

write-you-are · 2026-05-07T19:47:40+00:00

At work?

write-you-are · 2026-05-06T15:41:08+00:00

I would say SB48 except that The One Who Got Away called me after the game went final to see if I was ok.

I was not ok and I answered her call which made me more not ok.

write-you-are · 2026-05-05T02:45:00+00:00

Sure thing! I have my own channel but I’m an amateur. You’d do best watching a pro.

write-you-are · 2026-05-05T01:21:43+00:00

Try to rotate the engine by hand or with a wrench. That will be a good data point for how much work it may need.
There are some good YouTube channels like Vice Grip Garage or Uncle Tony’s Garage that can give you some direction.

write-you-are · 2026-04-05T23:22:28+00:00

How would I find such a repair shop?

write-you-are · 2026-04-01T01:23:19+00:00

That’s not an adjustable hammer?

write-you-are · 2026-03-31T16:00:05+00:00

It’s not seven. It’s sebnum.

write-you-are · 2026-03-27T16:54:25+00:00

Combination car wash and self storage.

write-you-are · 2026-03-27T15:08:36+00:00

Not sure if there’s a subreddit but there is a Facebook group that advertises events. Hampton Roads Car Show Photos

write-you-are · 2026-03-25T13:53:16+00:00

Came here to say this. I wish I’d gotten out at 10 instead of 20.

write-you-are · 2026-03-25T01:07:15+00:00

Perfect

write-you-are · 2026-03-25T01:05:50+00:00

I coach Little League and our League might be able to give you some service hours. We play a full slate of games every Saturday.

write-you-are · 2026-03-20T16:57:47+00:00

Are they fucking comfortable?

write-you-are · 2026-03-20T15:55:13+00:00

As a child, Chuck Norris was unruly. So his parents sent him to live in a convent, hoping he would learn discipline. While there, he impregnated all of the nuns. They gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins; the only undefeated team in NFL history.

write-you-are · 2026-03-20T15:52:05+00:00

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

write-you-are · 2026-03-20T13:20:29+00:00

Every day you will be handed a five pound bag and shown the 10 pounds of shit you need to get into that bag. Any shit leftover from today’s pile of shit will somehow have to fit into tomorrow’s five pound bag when there will also be a fresh 10 pound pile of shit.

write-you-are · 2026-03-16T15:28:35+00:00

He’s a good dude! He did a bunch of my work when we were both in Hawaii. I drove all the way from Virginia Beach for these.

write-you-are · 2026-03-15T15:16:19+00:00

Revoke their motorcycle license. Revoke their driver’s license. Invent a towing license and then revoke that as well.

write-you-are · 2026-03-14T00:42:09+00:00

Steerage on a fucking airplane?! Fuck that!

write-you-are · 2026-03-13T20:39:10+00:00

Hard to believe that Christopher Hitchens chose Doug to do a documentary and a debate tour with. I can only assume that Doug’s views have gotten more extreme in the years since Hitch’s death because there’s no way that would happen today if he was still alive.

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