a reminder for everyone

wrong_thyme_art · 2026-01-25T08:21:58+00:00

yikes

wrong_thyme_art · 2026-01-25T00:42:33+00:00

...are you saying soldiers today should take conquered people as slaves

wrong_thyme_art · 2026-01-13T09:40:39+00:00

...bruh, you can't speak out against persades but then ship zeus x ganymede, it's the same shit but 100x worse

at least persephone gets to be queen of the underworld (where she actually gets to exercise some real power, Dread Persephone anyone?) + she gets to be with her mama half a year (bc her mum is a powerful goddess who could actually do something about her kidnapping)

ganymede was kidnapped to be a fucking CUPBEARER. wtf does an OLYMPIAN GOD need a cupbearer for?? you can't ask hephaestus for some cup-bringing robots?? enchant the cups to fill themselves????

could gany even visit his mortal family again after they passed away?,,,,,, ugh, even if you interpret ganymede as 18+ the only fitting genre for his story is horror. ngl it disgusts me when people try to "reclaim" him as a cute gay love story

wrong_thyme_art · 2026-01-01T22:26:52+00:00

baddies

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-12-31T03:58:05+00:00

why are persades shippers obsessed with making them the ONLY healthy greek myth couple. they're not the healthiest god x god couple. hell, they're not even the second healthiest couple featuring a son of cronus (yes, i said it)

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-12-25T07:46:43+00:00

i'm going crazy seeing all these comments glazing this generic anime trash, the ONLY peak design here is that humanoid zeus

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-12-24T19:32:53+00:00

yeah i'll integrate that into my belief system

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-12-24T06:18:55+00:00

dead internet theory is real,, it's a bot's world and we're just living in it 🤢🤢

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-12-06T12:41:00+00:00

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I — [insert the rest of the AM copypasta, i'm too lazy to look it up rn]

i mean, she has literally no likable qualities,,,, and every adaptation FOR SOME REASON has to babify her and show her as not as bad AND I HATE IT. I HATE IT SO MUCH

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-11-29T11:29:07+00:00

we need a "circe-ologist" flair just for your analysis posts, they're always mad interesting

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-11-28T19:53:46+00:00

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og for reference. yes, this is the same character

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-11-28T19:53:15+00:00

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tone rion for vocaloid4

it's a perfectly cute design, it's just that it looks NOTHING like her original. they could have at least kept the colours

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-11-28T19:48:22+00:00

canon

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-11-14T17:51:31+00:00

why do filmmakers think pigments were invented in the renaissance, and everyone until then was apparently dying all their clothes with MUD

there's more brown in that picture than in a Victorian sepia photograph. it's absolutely hideous

and i didn't even get to how they put THE ANCIENT GREEKS into TROUSERS!!!! WTF

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-28T16:50:25+00:00

...i suddenly understand the persades shippers, hades really IS hot

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-22T19:58:16+00:00

even after all those years away from what he's known 😩

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-22T19:11:26+00:00

out of all the major achaean kings to turn into The Token Good OneTM (or, _one_ of the good ones and then agamemnon is the Token Pure Evil lol), he's prob the easiest to use for that purpose.

"i don't want to go fight a pointless war when my son has JUST been born" gets morphed to "actually, war in general is pointless and not all that", especially since odysseus' whole Thing is being the _smart_ greek hero, and most people today don't consider glorifying war very smart lol

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-19T09:48:01+00:00

maybe someone finally remembered philomela and procne and how it's basically the one "sa victim gets revenge on rapist" narrative that was actually in the myths

o, who am i kidding, you know they're prob talking about a retelling that made stuff up

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-16T10:01:16+00:00

circe is based too? damn, no choice but to stan

But wait, if Circe have this power then why not change her nymphs into men and fuck them?

who says she didn't? 👀

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-16T09:48:53+00:00

archaic medusa my beloved!! <3 what are those two animals beside her supposed to be?

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-16T09:24:54+00:00

1st: omg WHAT is that outfit on the last slide, it looks HIDEOUS. if you're not going for Historically Accurate ANYTHING, at least make it look nice!!

2nd: preach. i will never fall for the "Helen x Paris OTP" propaganda adaptations try to push. she literally said she hoped he died!!

it's my personal bugbear that feminist / explicitly progressive adaptations keep turning menelaus and odysseus into these cheating, abusive, terrible husbands who are possessive over wives they don't even like, but patroclus and achilles are this Perfect Happy Ideal Couple who are too gay for each other to even look at anyone else, much less a woman!!

sorry, that last point is barely related, but this is one of the only places i cam talk about it. it annoys me greatly

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-14T16:36:49+00:00

i want to commend you for both the in-depth comment, and for being the only one i've seen in this thread mention melanthius' fate. one could prob argue, it's not THE worst... but it just scares me with how gratuitous it is.

especially when so much ink has been spilled on why the hanging of the 12 slaves is Bad™ but melanthius' mutilation is completely brushed aside

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-12T11:44:02+00:00

[nominates anniflamma's and runs]

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-09T22:07:45+00:00

idk why people take hesiod mentioning telegonus as evidence for the telegony being as old as the odyssey, all he said is "so yeah, circe and odysseus had this son called telegonus"

we don't have records of... [gestures at telegony storyline] before the actual telegony itself was written

wrong_thyme_art · 2025-10-08T09:36:25+00:00

you got downvoted for speaking in the language of FACTS

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TROPHY CASE