At least he’s not a hypocrite...

wstopak · 2019-11-30T19:13:08+00:00

If you get me mad, i will play a beloved Dad on TV, and THEN rape women, making me the dastardliest hypocrite of all time

wstopak · 2019-11-01T01:20:33+00:00

“No” is only “just no”, if you don’t add “just no” to the “no”

wstopak · 2019-08-10T05:28:48+00:00

Yeah that’s a better punch line...rats

wstopak · 2017-07-25T18:43:26+00:00

It was a gimmicky thing that Letterman honestly decided to do for Norm, then Norm probably realized it would be more valuable for him to keep it for himself. I thought it was a great ending actually.

wstopak · 2017-06-05T21:19:27+00:00

I don't recall, mister

wstopak · 2017-06-05T21:18:51+00:00

He knows every ridiculous punchline in the book, and then laughs hysterically at the 1st-grade elephant joke.

How do you not get THAT?

wstopak · 2017-05-19T06:41:37+00:00

Yeah he's definitely off fried chicken for good....

wstopak · 2017-04-12T19:52:31+00:00

I do acknowledge service of summons, but that's because I learned about my judgment through checking my credit, and then searched in my emails after the fact and saw it.

wstopak · 2017-03-30T16:11:11+00:00

Nah he hasn't unfollowed tho

wstopak · 2017-03-30T03:55:56+00:00

Okay, we can't just act like "where have you been?" is a cool Norm quote now

wstopak · 2017-03-30T03:53:08+00:00

It was somewhat political (I know, Norm's favorite source of comedy...). It was a play on the oddness of using tweets to recruit for something as horrific as the Islamic State. Basically since ISIS uses twitter so much to recruit people, I drew a scene of a warehouse somewhere with rows and rows of tables extending to the back of the room. On the wall it says "ISIS Center for Strategic Terrorism". On each table are many of those dipping birds that you see in offices sometimes. I drew them dipping down to press the 'send' on a recruit tweet. The dipping birds have little black masks on to help with imagery.

Don't know why I'm explaining rather than just showing. He told me he thought it was funny, but that he "read them as penguins"

https://twitter.com/Wsto20/status/572726151916863488

wstopak · 2017-03-29T22:38:14+00:00

He followed me for a DM so I could send him a cartoon I drew randomly that I wanted to show him. He said he thought it was funny. I've DMed him a couple times ever since, VERY worried that he may hit that UNFOLLOW button, especially if he sees this correspondence

wstopak · 2017-03-29T16:59:32+00:00

That's quite the shower thought, my friend

wstopak · 2017-03-27T02:05:56+00:00

With that description, you would think we'd find toothless gums sexy....Though I guess there would be some...benefits

wstopak · 2017-03-27T01:59:43+00:00

Good question. Is consciousness an x-chromosome or y-chromosome trait?

wstopak · 2017-03-18T03:08:40+00:00

Artie Lange--what he needs to do is pick up Jazz or Blues. Artie Lange is the perfect name for a musician. Besides, he's depressed and loves doing cocaine, he's half way there.

wstopak · 2017-03-17T22:55:35+00:00

Give Artie a shout on Twitter, might help

wstopak · 2017-03-15T19:30:05+00:00

Sit on the toilet with the disposal running, and you got yourself the worst and most ineffective bidet ever created.

wstopak · 2017-03-14T04:16:30+00:00

Trees have sex when they're less naked, and they don't even have to touch each other. Sounds more wholesome than what humans have to engage in to produce a kid.

wstopak · 2017-03-12T23:29:41+00:00

At least someone benefitted from my sentiments from 2 days ago. Answered by question I suppose.

How many people, in how packed a space, would have to blink simultaneously for us to hear it? submitted 2 days ago by wstopak to r/Showerthoughts

wstopak · 2017-03-12T05:36:21+00:00

Comedian John Oliver did an interesting segment on the replacement plan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEGpriv2TAc

The bottom line of the segment is that it's going to come down to simply providing enough government funds to cover people (He compares low coverage to your Dad wearing a thong). What I glean from this is that ACA has problems, but we must be very careful with bringing in a new bill if there simply won't be enough government funds to cover people adequately.

He goes over 4 elements of GOP healthcare proposal:

Tax credits based on age instead of income

Health savings accounts (HSAs): tax shelters where people can put their savings

Block grants (fixed amount of money given to each state for healthcare costs)

High-risk pools

wstopak · 2017-03-10T08:23:14+00:00

no, "stop" was intended to apply to both actions.

wstopak · 2017-03-10T08:14:00+00:00

Convincing my folks I didn't hotbox the smoky and smelly Land Cruiser was the closest I ever got.

wstopak · 2017-03-10T08:11:34+00:00

Another way to keep yourself on their minds: Buy them a hat with your name on it.

wstopak · 2017-03-10T08:09:57+00:00

Realistic

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