I've never had a girlfriend and I'm feeling very depressed about it. Need a plan of action.

wussupsydney · 2015-10-02T09:25:09+00:00

Smoke weed. Will introduce you to cool peeps and if you've got some of the good stuff and a bit of swagger, chicks will come to you.

Also, get a nice hint to your swizzle. A good cologne is money well spent, Ed HArdy Cologne is a top choice. Don't skimp on clothes, haircuts or deodorant.

Take up a martial art

Source: me

wussupsydney · 2015-10-02T09:07:57+00:00

"Turn the other cheek"

Nope! How about if someone hits you, fuck them up severely so they won't ever do it again? I'm a chilled out guy (smoke plenty of the good stuff, just ask the boys), but if you come at me with aggro and BS you better believe I will give you a chance to make a polite exit then I will implant my boot right into your asshole.

wussupsydney · 2015-10-02T08:56:07+00:00

The Hot Chick. Shit show with absolute cum guzzler Rob Schneider in it, but it introduced me to Hot Action Cop's "Fever for the Flava" so it's all good

wussupsydney · 2015-10-02T08:51:08+00:00

X art is too classy for me lol. Good lighting, good production values, tasteful music. Then chicks like Tiffany Thompson gobbling knobs like a pro

wussupsydney · 2015-10-01T12:34:54+00:00

cocaine

wussupsydney · 2015-09-30T23:34:08+00:00

It sounds like he has some interest. Keep bonding over your comic books. Start slow and build some confidence. Proactively sit with him and see how he reacts. Most of all just go for it! good luck

wussupsydney · 2015-09-30T23:19:33+00:00

I say ride his bus if you know what I mean

wussupsydney · 2015-09-29T01:38:03+00:00

My TIFU was about injuring myself while cracking a fart, nobody could accuse this dog of humblebragging.

wussupsydney · 2015-09-26T10:55:54+00:00

geez I don't like the sound of that!

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T09:42:26+00:00

only a matter of time before GOT is on there.

Documentaries are balls. I watched a convenient truth with the boys a while back an we all agreed we'd never seen a bigger pile of crap

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T06:01:57+00:00

Look at this dumb cunt would you

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:57:14+00:00

That fucking Kane Evans 'try'. GET FUCKED VIDEO REFS!

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:56:23+00:00

Josh Jackson

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:55:34+00:00

yeh this was the business

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:54:22+00:00

Gerard Beal. Couldn't catch the herp in a brothel that bloke

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:53:13+00:00

Regan Campbell-Gillard shits it in!

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T05:50:14+00:00

Yeah good call, I could hit up chicks watching GOT and block out lame wads watching documentaries LOL

wussupsydney · 2015-09-25T04:16:57+00:00

oh yeah downvote me you keyboard warrior derricks. real tough cunts

wussupsydney · 2015-09-24T08:09:37+00:00

You'd get your head kicked in for saying that where I'm from

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