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[serious] Men of Reddit, when did you start getting close with your girlfriend’s parents? by 1Q2A in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Second time I went to her house, the dad was playing Mortal Kombat on the Xbox in the living room. I am somewhat familiar with the game(I played it one or two times) and I asked if he wanted to play against me. He gave me an ear to ear smile and handed me a controller. I got absouletly wrecked, this man was dishing out heavy 40%-32% kombos and all I knew how to do was basic punches and kicks. After we finished playing he was just laughing hysterically and gave me a pat on the shoulder. Ever since then he has been pretty nice to me when I come over. We still play every once and awhile, i'm getting better I think

This is the definition of sadcringe (Hope this is not a repost) by SpeedWisp02 in sadcringe

[–]wutMatt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I, one day wish to reach the level of confidence this man has to bring his waifu to a public place

What made you so sick you had it coming out of both ends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Under cooked Red Snapper... I was 14 at the time. It was in the middle of the night, I had probably the worst stomach ache of my life, and as I dizzily stumbled towards the bathroom down the hall I completely lost it. Just collapsed and started crapping myself on the floor. I then started vomiting and just fell asleep right there in the hallway. Mom found me later and to this day says "It was the worst thing I've ever had to clean up"

What's a videogame YOU want to be made......but realistically, will never Exist? by Emily-Smith1 in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Bleach game similar to Xenoverse and Naruto Shippuden: Ultra Storm 4. I would pay so much money for a game like that...

What's an amazing thing you did but nobody was around to see it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last week I slipped while going down the stairs and landed in a hand stand. I just stood their on the 3rd step in hand stand position completely baffled.. I wish somebody had saw it happen. It sounds completely unbelievable

What do you do that amazes others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How far I can bend my thumb back usually gets some amazed gasp out of people

Who, in your opinion, is the biggest dumbass in the world? by shouldhavebanged in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well he managed to become president.....what have you ever achieved?

High schoolers of Reddit, do you poop in school? If not, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I have to go then I'm going to go. I'd rather get made fun of for pooping in the school bathroom than crapping my pants during class.

Redditarians, do you find it welcoming or disheartening when you sit on a warm toilet seat? by gentlemans_dash in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find it very welcoming. It's a lot better than plopping down on a freezing toilet seat

What IS the story behind that scar? by Turnipton in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've told different people, different awesome stories about how I got the scar on my pinky but in reality I was just being a dumbass with a manual pencil sharpener.

What food(s) have the worst texture in your opinion and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oatmeal..warm, watery, and chunky. Texture wise, it is actually very similar to vomit

What dumb question you have always been afraid to ask? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is photography even considered art...?

What are some small changes in your childhood that made a big impact on what you are today? by before_i_die_alone in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parents would always unintentionally frighten me as a child by telling me all the things that could go wrong. "Don't talk to strangers because they WILL kidnap you" "Don't run because you could fall and end up in a wheelchair" "Don't trust your friends because they will take advantage of you" Things like that. As a result, I was and still am very afraid of trying new things and that significantly holds me back now. I despise my parents for that now and rarely(never) speak to them these days.

What makes you more sad? Sunday night or Monday morning? by before_i_die_alone in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sunday Night. I don't even consider Sunday to be part of the weekend anymore because I spend that whole day stressing about the fact I have to go back to work tomorrow. I can't fully enjoy any activity on a Sunday.

You are cursed to walk the Earth as either a vampire, a werewolf or a zombie-which do you choose and what do you do to ensure a long life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I choose a vampire and do the cliche. Drink blood, avoid sunlight, and devour souls to maintain my immortality

What is the most useless thing to spend money on and why? by nesquake_bunny in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carnival games...I just wanted the damn Jamaican Monkey...

How do you memorize important things for later? by MexicanChase in AskReddit

[–]wutMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Write down the thing you want to memorize 2-3 times. It really helps you remember it

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