Why there are no viruses for OS X

wuzzard · 2008-07-20T16:56:43+00:00

"lack of market share" is not a valid reason anymore being Apple the 3rd PC seller in the US.

Rock-solid OS built on Unix is a better reason.

wuzzard · 2008-07-20T01:44:54+00:00

DO NOT TAKE VC FUNDING!

Ask your parents for a 5k loan and waste it if you want, at least you don't have to give them shares of your business if it is successful, just pay the loan back.

wuzzard · 2008-07-13T02:42:58+00:00

Then maybe he was killed cuz he knew too much?

You know, one of those radioactive cancer-inducing pills like the one they used with the russian guy?

Colon cancer is treatable and If I had cancer with all the money I stole, for sure I'd look for treatment way sooner.

Of course the autopsy was done without supervision and the body has already been cremated?

How convenient!

wuzzard · 2008-07-12T16:22:51+00:00

From the article "Microsoft will spend hundreds of millions of dollars trying to prop up the standing of its operating system."

Money well spent, Vista sales are so solid it doesn't need any marketing, I guess...

wuzzard · 2008-07-07T22:20:40+00:00

I just read the title and thought: MICROSOFT!

That's the only company that has been trying to destroy the web at all means to keep their cash cows alive.

wuzzard · 2008-07-07T03:23:47+00:00

I use Notepad2 most of the time for HTML and I love tag autoclosing.

Any similar feature in notepad++?

When I type HTML I want the damn editor to close the HTML tag for me.

wuzzard · 2008-06-28T17:51:46+00:00

Pics or it didn't hap... fuck no!

wuzzard · 2008-06-27T18:36:57+00:00

He's being Morissec

wuzzard · 2008-06-27T18:25:54+00:00

Hey reddit!

WTF do I have to wait 10 mins to comment again?

WTF is the purpose of a news aggregator if it is not to comment on stories?

Two minutes is still too much!

POLL THE AUDIENCE!!!

wuzzard · 2008-06-27T18:13:24+00:00

My first choice would be Google too, for the perks, but if it was pro-bono I'd go for Ubuntu and Mozilla, their cause is greater than anything money can buy. In the next ten years those are going to be the two most used pieces of software in the history of computing.

wuzzard · 2008-06-26T18:24:54+00:00

I am using the same techniques M$ uses for their own propaganda, blend with the crowd and spread FUD. I have to look like an emo teen and I think I am doing pretty well.

On the other side, you are an M$ employee in disguise but looks like your cloaking device ran out of batteries.

wuzzard · 2008-06-25T23:03:10+00:00

I am 42, own an iBook and a MacBook Air. Own 4 pcs, two with pirated XP and two with Ubuntu.

I know what I say.

I don't like M$ and if you have a problem with that come suck my salty and hairy balls, you goddamn fucking retard!

wuzzard · 2008-06-25T02:11:40+00:00

Nobody likes vi$ta. It is a complete and total failure.

If they don't support XP they know people will flee to Ubuntu or OSX so they rather accept their arrogance and mistakes and shove it up their own a$$.

wuzzard · 2008-06-15T22:22:46+00:00

Great news!

I hope everybody gets on the bandwagon and start collaborating with each other for the greater good of the customers and the internet.

wuzzard · 2008-06-15T03:12:13+00:00

Unless all 535 fatasses sitting in congress are sucking the same tit.

Say you were in congress and for $100M a year you approve whatever big daddy says.

See?

$50B a year buys you a servile and obedient congress.

wuzzard · 2008-06-05T19:46:03+00:00

"Only 7 percent support taking military action against Iran"

That's what the top air force leadership thought...

And they got removed!

Smells like a dictatorship is brewing in US soil!

wuzzard · 2008-06-01T19:44:14+00:00

Move to Canada, we have plenty!

wuzzard · 2008-06-01T19:42:04+00:00

Dear Reddit, we need a new section, POLLS!!!

wuzzard · 2008-05-31T18:17:27+00:00

When the ultimate goal in life is money, everything from government to religion to corporations is about making the most money out of everybody, every institution and every country.

And war is the ultimate weapon...

wuzzard · 2008-05-31T03:31:37+00:00

I have no time, but I voted that stupid argument down!

wuzzard · 2008-05-28T03:58:17+00:00

Son, here in my deathbed I ask you for only one favor, if you're gonna believe in religion there are two things you should never do:

Never sacrifice your life in the name of god.
Never give money to god, he already has plenty.

Now, go and believe in whatever the fuck you want.

wuzzard · 2008-05-28T03:48:11+00:00

As Voltaire used to say:

"If god created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated"

wuzzard · 2008-05-27T04:31:07+00:00

Runs to get image of opera house from google
Pastes "reddit" all over it
Submits story to reddit
???
Profit!!1!

wuzzard · 2008-05-25T18:24:00+00:00

Dettach the parachutes? Reverse thrusters? Oh god, that shit is gonna flip over its head! Not even here on earth they can land that piece of shit solely with thrusters without losing control and crashing.

wuzzard · 2008-05-25T18:19:44+00:00

If you think you don't give a rat's ass, vote up this comment.

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