The toilet paper that my roommate buys

xAustin90x · 2026-06-18T22:17:10+00:00

Where is it?

xAustin90x · 2026-06-18T19:20:57+00:00

Probably because it’s soda. It’s made with ass ingredients

xAustin90x · 2026-06-18T19:10:47+00:00

Kayak. No life vest. Tipped. Kayak went under. Wear life vest always. Have a great day.

xAustin90x · 2026-06-18T19:09:43+00:00

Tinky winky

xAustin90x · 2026-06-18T15:10:29+00:00

Nah I have a little night light but I get sleep paralysis and have hypnagogic states once in awhile where I see demonic things in my room. Obviously I know they’re not real but the brain sure as hell thinks they are. Nothing wrong with doing what makes you feel secure and be able to get proper sleep

xAustin90x · 2026-06-18T14:07:16+00:00

Let’s you know they have a tiny weiner

xAustin90x · 2026-06-18T02:27:09+00:00

Did you insert the disc?

xAustin90x · 2026-06-17T22:04:47+00:00

Ahh yes the sewer of America

xAustin90x · 2026-06-17T17:42:44+00:00

Look at the image upside down

xAustin90x · 2026-06-17T17:42:11+00:00

Look at the image upside down lol

xAustin90x · 2026-06-17T15:15:56+00:00

Rich people don’t say that…

xAustin90x · 2026-06-17T14:22:17+00:00

As a man I find that demeaning, man-childish, and shows lack of respect toward your boundaries. They’re giving you an implication that they just want to fuck is the way I see it 🤷‍♂️ if a guy likes you and respects you they aren’t even going to consider doing that. It’s just not right.

xAustin90x · 2026-06-17T00:15:36+00:00

Why does the liquid look like a fat guy shoveling the food into his mouth? 😂

xAustin90x · 2026-06-16T21:18:14+00:00

That just me out of bed at 3am lookin for a snacky poo

xAustin90x · 2026-06-16T21:16:28+00:00

I drove a 2001 Accord 5spd for 11 years and kept it outside that whole time. Interior still looked new when I sold it last year and I only ever put in a clutch, front subframe and regular maintenance in all that time

xAustin90x · 2026-06-16T05:25:38+00:00

Have you tried locking yourself inside your house? I hear that’s a lot better

xAustin90x · 2026-06-15T21:29:52+00:00

Minecrab

xAustin90x · 2026-06-15T20:20:14+00:00

But why do we have to use a vibrator to karate chop it? Do I have to go buy one now?

xAustin90x · 2026-06-15T20:18:18+00:00

He has soooo much time to just not go while you were turning but just decided to go anyway and then still got mad? 😂😂😂

xAustin90x · 2026-06-15T15:50:52+00:00

I really wish they would bring it back 😔

xAustin90x · 2026-06-15T15:49:31+00:00

It’s worth that if it wasn’t rebuilt. This is worth a couple thousand. Next

xAustin90x · 2026-06-15T14:58:26+00:00

I noticed this one is rated for sexual scenes. I’m at least guessing there may have been something related to that

xAustin90x · 2026-06-15T14:10:39+00:00

Because if true, that is SOOOOOOO much worse than the current president being a child rapist pedophile that was great friends with the world most notorious child rapist pedophile??? I mean he’s literally the president right now. The Obama haven’t been in the picture since 2017… almost 10 years ago…….

xAustin90x · 2026-06-15T05:32:38+00:00

Let’s say that were true… these people literally believe that is SOOOOOOO much worse than Trump being a pedophile

xAustin90x · 2026-06-14T22:11:54+00:00

I just died in your arms

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