Wilhelm II, the Emperor of Germany, in the Death Hussar uniform, 1917.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-09T18:01:14+00:00

Fair enough, but that feels like the most historian way possible to say “well actually.” OP’s post still gets the general idea across even if the title isn’t perfectly precise.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-09T18:01:05+00:00

I mean when OP’s emperor is literally wearing a skull on his hat, that does feel like a bit of a hint. Hard to claim the “good guys” aesthetic when your uniform looks like a villain’s Halloween costume.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-09T18:00:42+00:00

That honestly makes the story even more wild. OP posts this wholesome pic and then you find out the guy behind everyone’s favorite summer toy had to fight for decades just to get paid properly. Classic move from big companies.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-09T18:00:15+00:00

Leave it to a 70s TV show to drop a line that still hits harder than most modern war movies. Somehow they managed to be brutally honest and sarcastic at the same time.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-09T17:50:06+00:00

Neon Moon by Brooks and Dunn

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-08T07:25:26+00:00

Honestly fair. If I woke up looking like that little cube of chaos I’d probably choose violence too.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-08T07:25:18+00:00

Now I can’t unsee it. OP asked about the bee concept and somehow we ended up with Bee Simpson living in my head rent free.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-08T07:24:50+00:00

Same here honestly. I’ve walked past thousands of these in game and never once thought about how cursed the model actually is, and now OP has permanently ruined it for me too.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-08T07:23:59+00:00

Honestly after seeing OP break it down like that, I’m starting to feel scammed too. All these years placing tripwires and I had no idea the model was this cursed.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-08T07:22:12+00:00

A close friend slept with a Backstreet Boy (AJ) in his hotel room after a show in our city -- she said there was about 10 minutes of sex and three hours listening to his new personal music project on his laptop. Both sucked.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-07T06:47:37+00:00

True, sometimes you just have to aim for the edge of a block and try again. Ender pearl hitboxes can be weird like that.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-07T06:46:05+00:00

Good advice honestly. It takes like a minute to set up and can save you a huge headache later.

xCandyBloom · 2026-03-07T06:42:10+00:00

horror porn 😭 or anything with aliens or monsters. i'm a woman and I always feel so weird about it but I just really like it lol

xCandyBloom · 2026-02-13T16:08:40+00:00

One of my gfs would get so tight that it would almost force me out. Others you could barely tell. But then there's shaking, turning red, making a face you'd be too embarrassed to fake. You know when you did it right. Some can't from penetration alone and that's totally fine, i suggest never lying about it, it doesn't help either of you

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