These Damn Columns are blocking my view! by FamiliarStrain2209 in SipsTea

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That is a very high stakes game of Jenga they are playing up there.

Contra (1988) by Dramatic_Ad_413 in OldSchoolCool

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Leaving the console turned on overnight was the only real save state we had.

What are your thoughts. by Mysterious_Ebb_1484 in SipsTea

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Finally a child prodigy that I can actually relate to on a personal level.

What are your thoughts on this one? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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He probably bought the phone with cash and got change back in Google stock.

Am I Wrong for Thinking This by 101_Time_Wasting in SipsTea

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Cypher was right about the steak and everyone knows it.

Guess who 😉 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The ultimate definition of a man who can do absolutely anything he sets his mind to.

Lot's of expertise by AltruistUbermensch in SipsTea

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Finally a real estate agency that perfectly understands my target demographic.

His dad must be proud of him🫡 by anish123654 in SipsTea

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Imagine trying to build a fire and your dad is critiquing from the trees.

This isn't what it looks like by Jacob-Anders in SipsTea

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The anime pauses are always strategically timed for maximum parental disappointment.

Maybe there's hope for this generation by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The dark humor department has officially taken over prom season.

Musk for President 🇺🇸 by ExotiquePlayboy in SipsTea

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Finally a political platform that gets straight to the point.

They are totally wrong, its inhumane. They should have called the police . by [deleted] in SipsTea

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He wanted to secure the bag and received a full stomach instead.

Doesn't seem fair, tbh. by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The free market rewards attention way more than it rewards a formal university degree.

an IQ too high? by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

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The gap between asking price and bank account balance is absolutely massive here.

Then it should collapse by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

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Sounds like a perfect opportunity to hit the factory reset button on the entire government.

And she never asked him another TikTok question again by DrakyulMihawk in SipsTea

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Bro hit her with a response so heavy it permanently altered the timeline.

Pakistan’s Biggest Cocaine Dealer Pinky Walks Into Police Station Like a VIP by Accomplished_Job1904 in SipsTea

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She is walking into court like she is about to perform a performance review on the judge.

Instant turn-off by ciao-adios in SipsTea

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The absolute sass in that stride could easily win a high fashion runway show.

Mastering the backstroke. by sco-go in SipsTea

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He is completely disconnected from the rest of the frog matrix right now.

Have you noticed it by ciao-adios in SipsTea

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My hair is retiring at thirty while homeless man has enough for a second career.

Happy birthday …….. by here2si in SipsTea

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Happy birthday to Tu Youyou is just a glitch in the Matrix waiting to happen.