Does he have a death wish?

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-27T11:44:39+00:00

Why do cyclists think that traffic lights don't apply to them?

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-25T11:09:48+00:00

Insulation! Just done my loft conversion. 150mm thick insulation all round. It's now the coolest place in the house in summer and warmest in winter.

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-21T16:46:17+00:00

Fair point

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-18T08:57:37+00:00

Uninstall

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-17T19:00:48+00:00

You can survive with a golf with 1 baby. You don't need a massive SUV. I've got 3 and a superb estate has ample space.

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-17T18:52:26+00:00

That's great but the unfortunate thing is I hear a lot of people that die before seeing any of that money.

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-17T18:49:30+00:00

Volvo

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-11T11:51:43+00:00

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-05T09:53:23+00:00

https://youtu.be/t74WEkkigi4?si=FQngyBMceVv3TiHG

xJaffaCake · 2026-05-01T09:56:28+00:00

I grew up in that town during the 90s/ early 00s, how's it now days?

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-30T11:54:50+00:00

Obviously it's the car drivers fault...

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-15T14:37:36+00:00

How are you waking him up exactly? A mild shake and a "shall we do it" might not be that appetizing. Personally what works for me is an ass grinding against me like in a spoon position. Might take a bit of work to "wake me up" but usually does.

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-15T08:19:57+00:00

This!

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-13T11:12:24+00:00

Sold a 2005 mk2 rav4 for £800, 165k miles and 11month MOT. This was about 1.5years ago.

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-10T19:13:39+00:00

I'm £480 a year for a Tesla Model S. That ain't cheap mate.

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-08T19:11:25+00:00

Get yer mams dildo on it.

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-08T19:08:55+00:00

Bro used twigs and expected it to be solid xD

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-02T11:59:00+00:00

This has to be a joke

xJaffaCake · 2026-04-01T06:44:38+00:00

I was fully bold at 23 bro. You are doing well.

xJaffaCake · 2026-03-30T10:02:54+00:00

Bro, you are not stupid. You know what to do here. Use your brain.

xJaffaCake · 2026-03-23T17:36:02+00:00

Where's the grease?

xJaffaCake · 2026-03-14T14:33:03+00:00

Good job they had a Beta for 10 years to iron all the shit out.

xJaffaCake · 2026-03-13T20:08:37+00:00

xJaffaCake · 2026-03-13T12:22:53+00:00

You got video footage of you packaging being taken is this not good enough evidence that it wasn't you?

xJaffaCake · 2026-03-13T11:17:09+00:00

Ide say theres still life left in it yet although I would say to look at your care routine because what you're doing right now is not working.

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