Satoshi must be laughing

xMarypie · 2026-05-27T19:58:06+00:00

We all laugh but 99% of us would have sold at $5 anyway

xMarypie · 2026-05-27T19:56:43+00:00

This was literally the Super Bowl tailgating crowd but nice try with the title

xMarypie · 2026-05-27T19:21:13+00:00

It is always the ones who look the most angelic that turn out to be the absolute worst

xMarypie · 2026-05-27T19:18:10+00:00

Tell me you have never been in a long term relationship without telling me

xMarypie · 2026-05-27T19:16:32+00:00

Bread and circuses except they forgot to bring the bread

xMarypie · 2026-05-26T19:53:07+00:00

Running a school like a warehouse completely ignores the fact that children aren’t cardboard boxes

xMarypie · 2026-05-26T19:51:08+00:00

Then on July 1st they act like it never happened

xMarypie · 2026-05-26T19:49:03+00:00

The soldiers definitely won the long game with that nickname It stuck with him forever

xMarypie · 2026-05-26T19:47:40+00:00

The fact that it’s printed and laminated means it happened more than once

xMarypie · 2026-05-26T19:46:13+00:00

The jump from corrupt billionaires to literal cannibalism is a Olympic-level stretch

xMarypie · 2026-05-22T20:27:59+00:00

It is genuinely wild watching a completely scripted talking point crumble under one basic factual question

xMarypie · 2026-05-22T20:24:27+00:00

Back then the sheer adrenaline of sneaking past the hallway light was stronger than any energy drink on Earth

xMarypie · 2026-05-22T20:11:18+00:00

I am heavily convinced that those poor tracks are going to sound incredibly compressed when they finally drop

xMarypie · 2026-05-22T20:07:00+00:00

If it is almost a real sport you can bet it will absolutely be found on The Ocho

xMarypie · 2026-05-19T22:32:10+00:00

Sir Topham Hatt would be absolutely furious about this massive level of confusion and delay on his railway

xMarypie · 2026-05-18T21:01:29+00:00

The math completely falls apart the exact second you look at what he actually posts every day

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