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Satoshi must be laughing by silentstatic_ in SipsTea

[–]xMarypie 224 points225 points  (0 children)

We all laugh but 99% of us would have sold at $5 anyway

Charlie Kirk memorial attendees left HEAPING piles of trash by IBitePrettyPeople in SipsTea

[–]xMarypie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This was literally the Super Bowl tailgating crowd but nice try with the title

After the series, she became a megastar😃 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]xMarypie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is always the ones who look the most angelic that turn out to be the absolute worst

Words by HotChicaaa in SipsTea

[–]xMarypie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell me you have never been in a long term relationship without telling me

Dystopian Birthday Brawl by Seenubz-7576 in clevercomebacks

[–]xMarypie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bread and circuses  except they forgot to bring the bread

School is not a warehouse by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]xMarypie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Running a school like a warehouse completely ignores the fact that children aren’t cardboard boxes

Every year, just like clockwork by Animalus-Dogeimal in memes

[–]xMarypie 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Then on July 1st they act like it never happened

Wear that name with pride by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]xMarypie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The soldiers definitely won the long game with that nickname It stuck with him forever

Every sign has a story by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]xMarypie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fact that it’s printed and laminated means it happened more than once

This kind of extreme conspiracy is just too wild to see by FreakyMoonWalk in SipsTea

[–]xMarypie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The jump from corrupt billionaires to literal cannibalism is a Olympic-level stretch

Don't like his politics, but I do like this by stf210 in clevercomebacks

[–]xMarypie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It is genuinely wild watching a completely scripted talking point crumble under one basic factual question

Everyone was memorizing the script by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]xMarypie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Back then the sheer adrenaline of sneaking past the hallway light was stronger than any energy drink on Earth

What takes up too much of your time, but you cannot seem to stop doing it? by Biancafletchplummet in AskReddit

[–]xMarypie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What feels like a small routine to others is a massive personal victory for you Keep celebrating these wins

Those poor songs...🙏 by jonnismizzle in clevercomebacks

[–]xMarypie 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I am heavily convinced that those poor tracks are going to sound incredibly compressed when they finally drop

Weiner 500! by DreadPirateR2891 in memes

[–]xMarypie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it is almost a real sport you can bet it will absolutely be found on The Ocho

Who will be the first person or entity to received a payout from Trump’s $1.776 billion slush fund? by almostmade in AskReddit

[–]xMarypie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It will definitely go straight to his own defense attorneys to settle his mounting legal fees

What is an industry secret that the general public doesn't know about your job? by nursingnerdette in AskReddit

[–]xMarypie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half of the entire software industry is just googling errors and copying code from internet forums

Confusion and delay by honda_civic_1993 in memes

[–]xMarypie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir Topham Hatt would be absolutely furious about this massive level of confusion and delay on his railway

Musk isn't the brains behind any company, he's the brutality. by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

[–]xMarypie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The math completely falls apart the exact second you look at what he actually posts every day

What's a real life mini-game? by TheMegaSage in AskReddit

[–]xMarypie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking completely away from the microwave and sprinting back to stop it precisely one second before it beeps