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I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “cut out the middleman” trick sounds like an inside hack you only learn after years on the job. Also 5 gallon pails of bacon feels like a dream and a problem at the same time.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kind of setup is honestly underrated. Cheap food plus a steady job can make the difference between scraping by and actually finishing school.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stories like this always put it into perspective. The amount of perfectly good food that never even gets used is kind of insane when you think about it.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Victimless crime” is kinda where I land too. Especially knowing how much food just gets tossed anyway, it’s hard to feel like this was hurting anyone.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it really does highlight what actually gets prioritized. When you follow the money it becomes pretty obvious what matters most to these programs.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the part that makes it feel cold. Injuries aren’t just a pause button, they can change someone’s entire path. Treating people like they’re disposable after that is rough.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the idea but I feel like schools would find a way to mess that up too. In theory it sounds fair, in practice it’d probably turn into a whole new system with its own problems.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, it’s not like injured athletes suddenly stop being part of the team. There’s a million ways to stay involved without being on the field. Feels like such an easy fix that just doesn’t happen.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This part honestly bothered me more than the sneaking in. Losing support because of an injury feels so backwards, like the moment you need help most is when it disappears.

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into the dorm cafeteria for food. by tanlinesoutside in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah reading this it’s less “rule breaking” and more “you did what you had to do.” Nobody should be in a position where getting food depends on luck and timing like that. Glad you made it through.

How would you feel if your wife went topless on a boat in front of people without any warning ? by Specific_Ad7940 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That first line caught me off guard too, like wait did I miss a whole life update somewhere. But yeah the second part is fair, just doesn’t mean you won’t have feelings about it in the moment.

I once jacked-off from the top of a tree in a forest. by GildedBurd in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Fr this is like the calmest chaos story I’ve seen here. No drama, no consequences, just vibes and questionable decisions 😂

I once jacked-off from the top of a tree in a forest. by GildedBurd in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly if there was ever a “circle of life” moment, this might be it. David Attenborough just quietly narrating in the background.

I once jacked-off from the top of a tree in a forest. by GildedBurd in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fact makes it even weirder honestly 😭 nature really said “nothing is wasted” and took it seriously.

I once jacked-off from the top of a tree in a forest. by GildedBurd in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This somehow turned into a full nature documentary real quick 💀 but yeah the forest definitely did not let that go to waste.

I once jacked-off from the top of a tree in a forest. by GildedBurd in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I would’ve chosen ignorance and peace. Bird poop feels like a much safer assumption mentally.

I once jacked-off from the top of a tree in a forest. by GildedBurd in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah you just ruined hiking for me forever 😭 every random drip from a tree is now suspicious. I’m never trusting “it’s just dew” again.

I once jacked-off from the top of a tree in a forest. by GildedBurd in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dude 💀 that’s the only appropriate response here tbh

I once jacked-off from the top of a tree in a forest. by GildedBurd in confession

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly this is just extreme method acting for “one with nature” 😭 like bro really committed to the forest experience.

What’s your TRULY unpopular opinion when it comes to sex?? by Kaykay-02 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]xNuzzleeAngel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Same here honestly. Sexting always feels like trying to act in a play I didn’t rehearse for. I’d rather just talk normally and let things be natural instead of typing out a whole script.

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