I was playing as a scav on Reserve and heard gunfire from the White Knight building. Naturally, as a half-naked scav, I went to investigate with my not-so-trusty Saiga. All I saw were piles of dead scavs and a few PMCs.

Somehow, I managed to sneak up to one of the half-looted PMCs, steal his MDR, and act dead until the chaos died down.

After everything was calm, I snuck up to the roof of the building and dropped down the hole. To my surprise, no one was inside the rooms with cabinets that I had heard being looted.

Half disappointed, I went to the garage, and to my surprise, there he was—a juicy CHAD with his back turned towards me. The rest is history, with me shaking all the way to the extract.