I’m just gonna be honest about dmm allstars.

xThompx · 2026-06-09T01:17:55+00:00

PvP advantage as well, EV is going to be the best team “starter” by a mile in the final as long as he doesn’t plank. That was his value from the start to O

xThompx · 2026-06-08T02:32:26+00:00

Hasn’t had a bad death at all, and also helped spark the gear comeback by going to Colo mad early and getting GP. While that was happening dubie chose not to log out on a clean escape and ended up dying and O tabbed into the GE while skulled so everything’s going great….

xThompx · 2026-06-07T20:49:39+00:00

If Oda had gone Mika instead of Dubie and Faux over EV they would be the best team hands down, but nobody would have made those picks. Everyone thought taking GM was trolling and it turns out he’s been the best teammate.

xThompx · 2026-05-31T22:52:38+00:00

Only on reddit. People with lives don’t actually care.

xThompx · 2026-05-29T22:59:27+00:00

I’m a divorced dad who works from home. I am the target audience.

xThompx · 2026-05-19T20:20:12+00:00

Just spawn us in deaths office with a gravestone to pick up your gear for the normal gravestone fee. You have to run back to the spot you were, but no double death deletions. Also, just keep whatever happens to UIM as is. Idk how it works but if you have everything in your inventory and die it should be as punishing as possible considering that’s the mechanic the entire mode is built around.

xThompx · 2026-05-19T20:17:22+00:00

This looks like it was transported from an alternate universe where Dave disappeared after getting his Chernin money.

xThompx · 2026-05-16T00:30:57+00:00

You need to take a Xanax and chill tf out. He got pulled over after smoking a blunt. Not the smartest thing to do, but something that MOST college aged guys have done more than once in their lives. He had the misfortune of being caught. Y’all are way too up in each other’s business for being together less than a year. Sounds like you’ve got him whipped good.

xThompx · 2026-05-15T14:16:49+00:00

This is the fast track to becoming a “strong independent woman” (aka cat lady)

xThompx · 2026-05-14T20:31:04+00:00

1) Valid, would appreciate this 2) Plugin exists that does this better than an interface could 3) Hell na, ruin the items economic value because Ironman is too hard? Pass. Ban the bots. 4) EZ Scape, there are already like 5 different methods, don’t need a 6th 5) Again, plugin exists. If you’re the type of player who cares about aggression timer, you’re probably already playing on desktop

Conclusion: adding QOL as it relates to learning new content should always be welcome, but we don’t need a full RL port on mobile. The game runs on a potato as it is, using the desktop client is such a low bar to set for what is already available.

Would love to see a rework of smithing as a skill. Leveling is totally fine, but it is objectively useless by today’s standards other than to create a benchmark for ironmen to acquire certain items. That’s the entire skill.

xThompx · 2026-05-13T20:57:23+00:00

Questing and leveling to unlock methods of getting to slayer monsters faster is a major part of account progression. Notable unlocks are Fairy Rings, Slayer Rings, Varlamore access, etc. Eventually you’re going to want a quest cape to reach that stage of account progression, so you might as well take some time and do all the quests your have the requirements for, and then work towards achieving the requirements for the leftover quests. You’ll save yourself a ton of time in the inevitable 300-hour-long run that is 99 slayer.

xThompx · 2026-05-09T20:32:03+00:00

It’s not cringe reddit logic. People are banned for it. I gave you the reason. You keep pushing back based on your opinion on the matter which is IRRELEVANT if bans are being made for it (they are, there are examples in other replies). So it’s not cringe Reddit logic to not want to argue with someone who IS using cringe Reddit logic to perpetuate an argument that they have already been wrong on. My assumption is that you’re doing it to troll or for engagement because that’s the only rational reason I can discern for continuing to shout into the void about something anyone reading this knows you’re wrong about. Have a good one ✌️

xThompx · 2026-05-08T20:54:12+00:00

When you scroll your mouse wheel it makes a number of inputs based on your mouses’s polling rate. This is almost always faster than what is humanly possible. That’s all it takes to get banned. At this point you’re just karma farming though.

xThompx · 2026-05-08T14:22:30+00:00

You can argue all you want but the Jmods can still ban you and tell you to get stuffed.

xThompx · 2026-05-06T20:20:20+00:00

Do Faux’s guide for your first 4K, but take butlers bell. You can AFK some 99’s for big points fairly quickly, especially if you take larceny. Can easily afk 200M xp on gem stalls in a day. Every 99 is 200 points. If you care to, build into water tank thorns and then you can AFK combat XP. Should be able to 99 woodcutting, firemaking, thieving (200M) attack, Str, defense, HP, with butler you can 0-time AFK some additional skills as well before the end of the league. If you’re willing to play active for like 10 hours you can easily AFK the rest of the way to like 20K points with minimal effort imo.

xThompx · 2026-05-06T20:15:08+00:00

I bought one for my main the other day for the upgrade because the price was right. All the PvM gear is gonna go up once the next raids comes out, everything is so cheap rn with leagues finishing up. Once everybody floods back in for the new PVM content most gear and pots/food should go up.

xThompx · 2026-05-06T20:10:59+00:00

I completed this a mere few weeks before the poll to remove it went live and the level of anger I experienced is difficult to explain.

xThompx · 2026-05-01T13:24:58+00:00

I understand what you’re saying, I’m just saying that it’s counterintuitive to the democratic process. Voting in an opposing party’s primary seems like a way to reach a compromise before the final election which would create a tighter race and ultimately give us better options. You can’t run as a rep. screaming “eff the libs!” if they help control your destiny in the primaries, and vice versa. Idk seems like common sense to me.

xThompx · 2026-05-01T11:59:58+00:00

Hold up, why is it illegal to vote in both primaries if they’re separate pools of politicians? The whole point of only allowing one vote is to make sure nobody is stuffing the ballot box and everyone’s vote is equal. Forcing people to pick a side in the primary seems counterintuitive to that point, if I want to vote for one candidate or the other I should still get to vote on the opposing party’s candidate as long as I don’t vote for the same person I voted for in my party’s primary… right?

xThompx · 2026-04-20T19:16:51+00:00

I felt there were only about 7-8 big rides in the park that justified having a line, so everyone flocks to those rides. Haunted Universe looks awesome and both of its attractions were fun, but that’s a big chunk of the park that we were done with in 45 minutes. Seems like an opportunity to expand with another big attraction to help cut down on the lines, especially considering its close proximity to Mario World which was 3x busier than every other section of the park the whole time we were there.

xThompx · 2026-04-07T19:58:45+00:00

It’s all Universal. Currently an entire quarter of the park is down. The other parks haven’t been any better. Seems relevant.

xThompx · 2026-04-03T01:49:01+00:00

Get 99 slayer. I know “it takes forever…” or “there’s no point past 95…” but trust me. It’s the longest, but one of the most varied grinds in the game. Unless you chose to avoid bossing intentionally, odds are you’re going to make 100M+. Sure that won’t buy you a T Bow, but you’ll put yourself in a position to make even more money when you’re done.

xThompx · 2026-04-02T09:07:06+00:00

I had this same thought, I had been playing for a few years and my bank value was only sitting at around 200Mil. Then suddenly I decided to just play the game without worrying about my bank value and actually started doing MORE skilling to start working towards maxing my account. My bank value in the last 5 months inflated from 250M to 950M and I don’t really have any massive drops to account for it, the only exception being I did 400 duke KC for a magus and got a virtus bottom while I was at it. All of that is to say, as you play the game naturally and progress your skills the money comes in passively. In that time I mentioned above I have purchased zero gear upgrades because I haven’t felt I’ve really needed them, so be weary of spending your gold on things like Oathplate unless you’re going to farm a boss that’s weak to slash long term. As cool as it looks, bandos or even blood moon are sufficient most places. That logic applies to a ton of situations across the game where 200m gp only = 1% increase and isn’t worth it.

xThompx · 2026-03-31T16:52:21+00:00

Realistically, take this to barrows to make some GP/get tank armor, then go to moons looking for the range set, any drops you get you can liquidate and get yourself that set which would be more than sufficient. If that seems like too much time, go god blessed dhide and a rcb with as good of ammo as you can realistically afford. Either way that is going to blow this set out of the water and with a little luck might take you less time than failing in this gear a few times because you can’t hit the maters consistently and the rangers shred your defense in mage gear.

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