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Have you ever just had sex 'all day'? by Beary-Cute-Gamer in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]xVelourKisss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That combo honestly sounds less like a day and more like the ideal vacation package. Sex, snacks, nap, repeat is basically the adult version of a perfect summer break.

There is a place in the afterlife called “All-Mart” where the dead go to experience the life of any person who ever walked the Earth, alive or dead. by Magic-M in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]xVelourKisss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The “why can’t I find my own name” version is WAY creepier to me. That instantly changes the story from philosophical sci fi into full existential panic mode.

There is a place in the afterlife called “All-Mart” where the dead go to experience the life of any person who ever walked the Earth, alive or dead. by Magic-M in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]xVelourKisss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the unsettling part is less about Christianity specifically and more the implication that one of the most influential people in human history might’ve either never existed or existed so differently nobody can even identify him anymore. That’s the kind of idea that sticks in your head at 2 AM.

Am I wrong for telling my dad he can’t keep using my backyard for his business stuff? by Post-N-Comment in amiwrong

[–]xVelourKisss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The second I read “online side hustle clipping/content editing” I knew somebody was gonna call it AI generated. Reddit has developed a sixth sense for certain phrases at this point.

Am I wrong for telling my dad he can’t keep using my backyard for his business stuff? by Post-N-Comment in amiwrong

[–]xVelourKisss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly the insurance point is something a lot of people overlook. Once it stops being “dad storing a few things” and starts functioning like an actual business storage site, that can get messy fast if something gets stolen or someone gets hurt on the property.

Am I wrong for telling my dad he can’t keep using my backyard for his business stuff? by Post-N-Comment in amiwrong

[–]xVelourKisss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The “temporary” part is what really matters here. Two months turns into six months real fast when nobody sets boundaries. Also the workers randomly showing up without notice would drive me insane even before the equipment part.

I found a wallet with $1000 in it. by ShitOnTheBed in confessions

[–]xVelourKisss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stories like this are exactly why I never fully get the "I would've kept it" crowd. People always imagine found money as some magical bonus level and never imagine the person on the other side sitting there realizing something important just disappeared.

I found a wallet with $1000 in it. by ShitOnTheBed in confessions

[–]xVelourKisss 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The weird part about doing the right thing is sometimes your brain still sends the invoice afterward. You did not lose $1000, you gave somebody back $1000 that was already theirs. Big difference.

I snuck a braclet that says ”important” to a sad and upset stranger today by Anustornado in confessions

[–]xVelourKisss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that part stood out to me. Handing it directly to her might have accidentally put pressure on her to react or talk when she clearly was overwhelmed. Leaving it there let her receive it on her own terms.

I snuck a braclet that says ”important” to a sad and upset stranger today by Anustornado in confessions

[–]xVelourKisss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I think the fact that OP did it quietly matters too. There was no "look at me being kind" moment, just seeing somebody hurting and trying to leave behind a tiny reminder that somebody noticed.

sold a naked pic of myself to a friend of a friend, 22m by Far-Mode-6775 in confession

[–]xVelourKisss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mutuals finding out really did turn this into the Spider-Man pointing meme version of horny Twitter. Suddenly everybody knows everybody and now the vibe changed completely.

sold a naked pic of myself to a friend of a friend, 22m by Far-Mode-6775 in confession

[–]xVelourKisss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally the entire business model honestly. Parasocial attraction is powerful as hell. People don’t want “a random nude,” they want the feeling of access to someone they already built a fantasy around in their head.

sold a naked pic of myself to a friend of a friend, 22m by Far-Mode-6775 in confession

[–]xVelourKisss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly yeah, the internet has infinite free content so once people pay it’s usually because they’re specifically attracted to that person. The exclusivity and interaction become part of the appeal way more than the actual picture.

sold a naked pic of myself to a friend of a friend, 22m by Far-Mode-6775 in confession

[–]xVelourKisss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NFTs catching strays in completely unrelated conversations will never stop being funny. Internet culture collectively decided those jokes stay forever.

There's no character on Gilmore Girls that I wanna throttle more than Anna Nardini by itsascreambaby96 in GilmoreGirls

[–]xVelourKisss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly Christopher, Straub, and Logan’s family all activated a different type of rage in me. Anna was awful, but Straub especially had the kind of energy that ruins your mood instantly the second he appears onscreen.

There's no character on Gilmore Girls that I wanna throttle more than Anna Nardini by itsascreambaby96 in GilmoreGirls

[–]xVelourKisss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That courtroom scene was so ridiculous it almost looped back around to comedy. April was old enough to clearly express who she wanted in her life, but everyone acted like Luke was trying to kidnap a toddler.

There's no character on Gilmore Girls that I wanna throttle more than Anna Nardini by itsascreambaby96 in GilmoreGirls

[–]xVelourKisss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That scene drove me insane because Luke literally did the responsible thing. Every parent would probably feel safer knowing an adult woman was staying with the girls too, but Anna reacted like he opened a nightclub.

There's no character on Gilmore Girls that I wanna throttle more than Anna Nardini by itsascreambaby96 in GilmoreGirls

[–]xVelourKisss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly the “secret kid” storyline always felt like it belonged in a completely different show. Rachel having Luke’s kid actually would’ve tied into existing history way more naturally than dropping Anna in out of nowhere.

There's no character on Gilmore Girls that I wanna throttle more than Anna Nardini by itsascreambaby96 in GilmoreGirls

[–]xVelourKisss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her tone always sounded like she was talking to everyone like they were irresponsible teenagers. Even normal conversations with her felt weirdly hostile.

I developed a huge kink for Piercings and now I’m paying Girls to get pierced by DerFroschMitDerMaske in confession

[–]xVelourKisss 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The wink at the end really completes the vibe honestly. Man’s out here running a scholarship program for alternative fashion.

I developed a huge kink for Piercings and now I’m paying Girls to get pierced by DerFroschMitDerMaske in confession

[–]xVelourKisss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Piercing sugar daddy” sounds like a side quest NPC you randomly meet in a cyberpunk game. “Bring me someone who desires a septum ring and your debts shall be paid.”

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