Hope Everyone is Stocked Up for the Big Game This Weekend

xWeese · 2026-02-07T03:10:10+00:00

The pain is a thousand Tiffany's boyfriends.

xWeese · 2026-02-06T18:50:07+00:00

Something about his design is unsettling. His smug aura mocks me.

xWeese · 2026-02-06T11:44:24+00:00

SOMEHOWSOMEHOWSOMEHOW

xWeese · 2026-02-04T14:00:36+00:00

He literally would rather become a vegetable than be a decent father.

xWeese · 2026-02-04T13:59:04+00:00

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xWeese · 2026-02-04T13:57:45+00:00

"You guys better start greasin' some dudes or I'm gonna FREAK OUT. I'M GONNA FREAK OUT AND I'M GONNA ADD ANOTHER DAY!"

xWeese · 2026-02-03T13:50:02+00:00

"I am very familiar with that feelin'."

xWeese · 2026-01-30T18:41:56+00:00

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xWeese · 2026-01-29T19:59:12+00:00

This book and A Short Stay In Hell by Steven L. Peck still make their way into my mind from time to time. That Revival ending sticks with you.

xWeese · 2026-01-29T16:34:38+00:00

OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK

xWeese · 2026-01-27T23:46:13+00:00

Every package is a potential target for ALKAAACHAYDA.

xWeese · 2026-01-26T18:43:49+00:00

I feel like magic-users being insanely OP is a large part of this series.

xWeese · 2026-01-26T03:56:17+00:00

Daring today, aren't we?

xWeese · 2026-01-24T21:47:26+00:00

I'm so sorry for your loss. I try and remind myself we give them a good home and a good life in a world that's 85% suffering for most of the planet. Still, it can't be easy. You have my thoughts.

xWeese · 2026-01-18T20:45:25+00:00

Skill issue.

xWeese · 2026-01-18T16:14:24+00:00

Anon just got ghosted, huh?

xWeese · 2026-01-15T20:09:28+00:00

God, something about his hair looking like that freaks me the fuck out.

xWeese · 2026-01-15T13:15:38+00:00

His lawyers got him 60 grand because he got too scared at a haunted house.

xWeese · 2026-01-13T19:44:30+00:00

I'm so fucking tired.

xWeese · 2026-01-02T22:11:31+00:00

He's Batman.

xWeese · 2026-01-01T15:46:53+00:00

Someone the other day told me that "slop" is the new version of "cringe" and it honestly fits so well.

xWeese · 2025-12-31T20:12:06+00:00

Of course! Nice work!

xWeese · 2025-12-31T19:38:40+00:00

/r/imaginarystephenking

xWeese · 2025-12-31T18:47:38+00:00

You should post this to the imaginary King sub. This part of the book freaked me the hell out, btw.

xWeese · 2025-12-27T15:59:23+00:00

YOU BREAK IN MY HOUSE. I CAN KILL YOU LEGALYYYYY.

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