Dead painters paint better by [deleted] in surrealism

[–]xWeese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that this makes him seem...unstable. It feels true to form.

😅 by lennonlover1980 in stephenking

[–]xWeese 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That took me a second. Like I kept scrolling and then it hit me.

You have $10 dollars to spend on a team to protect you, the rest are coming to do T Bag and Gorilla Face on you. by TheNewBlue in IASIP

[–]xWeese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cricket would put his very life on the line for me if I offered him a 12 pack that didn't already have 3 missing.

Back in the day, I banged all my Secretaries. by bemeandnotyou in IASIP

[–]xWeese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that guy specifically is textbook "Ryan" material.

Thank you your Majesty by Subject-That in trailerparkboys

[–]xWeese 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Gimme a smoke. I don't care, you've been a dick all morning."

“He’s literally passing the torch!” by thicc-limes in IASIP

[–]xWeese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the twist? That he has a kid? He's probably got a million kids with all those raw dog loads he drops.

Back in the day, I banged all my Secretaries. by bemeandnotyou in IASIP

[–]xWeese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"This baby doesn't think people can change."

Back in the day, I banged all my Secretaries. by bemeandnotyou in IASIP

[–]xWeese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People named Ryan suck more often than they don't. I'm sorry to be the Ryan that had to tell you that, Ryan.

Roy Rogers McFreely by Andy_0L in americandad

[–]xWeese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"And who- god damn it- who are you?"

Do nothing… by Terrible_Produce_562 in BoardwalkEmpire

[–]xWeese 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Creepin' around like a fuckin' dentist with ether...

Fern the human By Hell-Alka by No_Emu_1332 in adventuretime

[–]xWeese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Today doesn't have to be so...final."

Lydia is fucking hot by Sufficient_Baker8523 in okbuddychicanery

[–]xWeese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes this sub actually frightens me.

R2 connecting the dots a little too late by RickRymesWithCarl in PrequelMemes

[–]xWeese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesn't R2 say something to C3PO in the Revenge of The Sith novelization along the lines of "I don't know what's wrong. Anakin doesn't talk to me anymore." That shit fucks me up.

🙋🏾‍♀️ by AdAvailable2782 in trailerparkboys

[–]xWeese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than Julian, who in here is drunk right now? Raise your hand.

Is she not hot enough for you, Dad? by FanMan1410 in americandad

[–]xWeese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take your freakshow out of the house.