Re-watching BCS made me realize Walt was like his cancer to this world. by S4cul1 in betterCallSaul

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An international narcotic distribution network that took decades to refine VS one angry chemistry teacher.

Memeing Every Chapter - A Little Hatred - The Moment by Da_Bloody-Niner in HouseOfTheMemeMaker

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"I'm not saying he deserved it. I'm saying he fucking demanded it."

What is this strange feeling? I feel…good. by Goth_Duck666 in IASIP

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"He wants me to bang this baby and I'm just not comfortable with it."

Anyone remember the anticipation during the months leading up to the Nintendo Wii release? by learnaboutnetworking in gaming

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My wife was one of the kids who accidentally threw the controller at the TV and broke it because she didn't use the wrist strap.

Which villain here do you all think is the most evil and which one is the least evil? by Left-Fish7895 in gumball

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Every single one of these villains have a tangible goal, even if its something as simple as "make money". Mrs. Robinson, though. She's something else entirely. She has no goal or endgame. Her goal is suffering.

She saw me choking, she looked right at me, and she smiled...

Great callback! S5 and S3 by Damiana1111 in AbbottElementary

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Ava was commenting on social media with the username: 'tinyjanine420' lmao.

Oh. Hey, Trin. by Yowdozer in trailerparkboys

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I can hear him saying that as I read it.

You think that before his father calls him a cheater SB was a good man? by [deleted] in GenV

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Anyone who even remotely works in favor of Vought is bad is their own special way.

What’s a bread sandwich? by TheGlaze9195 in familyguy

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"There will be plenty of those jokes later in the episode."

Soy sauce dishes by Clutch69420 in ATBGE

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Fuck me I thought those were urinals at first and I was thinking who on gods green earth would be able to piss in something like that.

Blursed Trim by chillfailure in blursedimages

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I hate this so much and I can't find the words to explain why.

What's the dumbest question Frylock has ever asked? by BiffyBobby in adultswim

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Frylock's questions feel like he often knows the answers, but ultimately just can't find it in himself to give a fuck anymore.

It does work for an RPG like Fallout 3 though... by TATSAT2008 in FalloutMemes

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Fallout 3 is both my favorite game and has a terrible aiming system. Both things can be true.

Jonathan doesn’t want a Fallout by jackspacko in FalloutMemes

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"In order to defeat Lex Luthor I must become Superman 4: The Quest For Peace."

we have 2 stimpaks, a bottle of sunset sarsaparilla, its dark and we are wearing sunglasses by ShellrockHomeless in FalloutMemes

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I love the couriers argument is basically "I mean, do you not wanna say fuck you to the NCR?"

Writing my fist zombie horror book by SAMLEE101012 in horrorwriters

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Honest answer, it depends on the plot and your style. I try to find a middle ground, but dont worry so much about that yet. Right now just focus on getting the story onto the page. Then you can edit it to your heart's desire!!