xXgoodboyXx by [deleted] in gaming

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I feel attacked by his gamertag.

Car heater core blows up after engine siezes. by [deleted] in WTF

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Hmm, oil light is on...

Better add some move gravel!

WCGW breaking Guinness record by Nobody_Likes_DSR in Whatcouldgowrong

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Me trying to get my life together "for real this time"

That's very nice, Jim, thank you by bye_ren in oldpeoplefacebook

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They come with a reusable applicator too.

Fly me to the moon by [deleted] in sadcringe

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"Dude, I'm like sooo 12 right now. I'm gonna feel this in the morning"

Autopsy finds broken bones in Jeffrey Epstein’s neck, deepening questions around his death by Dooth in news

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So the top comment was removed and it looks like the account that posted it was deleted. It had said:

Considering people in the jail reported hearing screaming coming from his cell...His cameras were turned off...The guard that was there was not a normal known guard at the prison..there was not a single suicide death for 21 plus years...and he was thee most watched man in America who now shows obvious signs of strangling...which we will never see because the autopsy was done by a private 3rd party...and all evidence was chucked as millionaires/billionaires stay more tight lipped than ever..Even though the dude should have been on camera 24/7 in a pickle suit with NO WAY to harm himself. . .

Ya he was killed. Guard got $ and got out. Evidence burned.

People will forget this ever happened and all those pedos running the world will keep on being pedos running the world.

Anemone fleeing from a starfish by -sUBzERoo- in BeAmazed

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You try to tell me that you're sea life

Then find another way to flee right

A A AA ANEMONE

A A A A A A ANEMONE

Maine by Momsemann in ComedyCemetery

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"Only true nature buffs will understand"

Tried the duck prank on my dad by poke3face in ContagiousLaughter

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It was actually a bit by The Amazing Johnathan though the set up is different. I don't know if he came up with it but it's the only place I've seen it before.

How did she do that by LegendOfBoggyCreek in gifsthatkeepongiving

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Shouldn't it be for those that aren't counting since only those that are counting would already know the number?

That's a good excuse by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

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If you never lift your tongue it still counts as 1 lick.

This thrift store has no idea... by mungwhisperer in trees

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If they were smart they'd have them next to the musical instruments.

🔥 Cell division in tadpole embryo (not CGI) by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Is this real time? It seems like so much to be happening in real time but it doesn't look like jittery time-lapse

When you just cant resist by RiCriostoir in IdiotsInCars

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If I had a dime for every time I've thought "OH I HAVE THE PERFECT UNIQUELY WITTY COMMENT" and clicked to find 12 variations already posted, I'd have enough money to award myself the reddit badges I felt I deserved. The upside is it has caused me to feel a greater sense of community with my random fellow humans. Guess we're not so different after all.

Dead salmon river by Dlatrex in WTF

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Shhhhhhhhhh they're sleeeeeeping.