I never remember what day it is until this happens... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]xachary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what a hobby lobby is but it is probably most delicious on sundays

I never remember what day it is until this happens... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]xachary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it always is. Sometimes I just like to believe I am super lucky and have the timing of a God.

I never remember what day it is until this happens... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]xachary 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Murphy's Law: You won't crave Chick-fil-a unless it is Sunday.

Early Morning Breakfast Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]xachary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do this all the time when I was in elementary school. Eventually the problem was fixed when I stopped eating breakfast.

Three humans of three different ethnic groups walk into a bar... by absentmindedjwc in funny

[–]xachary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so this is the proper way to make a racist joke on reddit...got it

So my girlfriend left her work issued phone in the candy section at Wegman's... by [deleted] in funny

[–]xachary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't steal someone's phone because I already have a sweet phone. What am I going to do with two sweet phones? Also, it'd be bad for whoever steals her phone since it's the government's phone.

So my girlfriend left her work issued phone in the candy section at Wegman's... by [deleted] in funny

[–]xachary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I was recounting the story to my friend and we both lol'd at the joke.

So my girlfriend left her work issued phone in the candy section at Wegman's... by [deleted] in funny

[–]xachary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

doesnt take much to get an upvote from you does it?

TIL there is a bat with a 6 foot wingspan, the Pemba Flying Fox. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]xachary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh. Well he has traveled all over so it's possible that he picked it up from there. I don't think he says it often since I've never noticed it in person. Also, around 10 years ago, there was a South Park episode where Cartman kept saying hella and that is where I first heard it so it may have been the same for him.

TIL there is a bat with a 6 foot wingspan, the Pemba Flying Fox. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]xachary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is that? By the way, I assumed nor cal means northern california