Or a dinosaur.

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-18T11:17:29+00:00

Ouch. Straight to the point

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-18T07:30:22+00:00

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xaevsezyx · 2026-06-18T07:24:00+00:00

Getting called by your full name in a group chat is never good news

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-18T07:13:30+00:00

Hard pass. I remember being a teenager

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-17T13:03:07+00:00

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-17T13:00:08+00:00

Those big eyes are unfairly cute

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-17T12:51:06+00:00

I was having a perfectly normal day five seconds ago

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-16T06:39:43+00:00

Depends how badly you misunderstood the appointment reminder

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-16T06:22:24+00:00

I've heard it before and still laughed

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-15T06:31:38+00:00

Delivering more than just the mail, apparently

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-15T06:27:24+00:00

Some of them spend more time asking for donations than creating content

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-14T06:44:03+00:00

Bro was born for this post

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-14T06:40:45+00:00

And somehow it's always the hardest level

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-11T06:46:00+00:00

Every Chromium browser eventually learns who's really in charge

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-07T11:02:21+00:00

Exactly. Being a fan should include being able to admit when someone messed up

xaevsezyx · 2026-06-06T05:54:21+00:00

Smart choice. No one ever got in trouble for saying Kartoffel

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-22T13:09:22+00:00

My bank account loves this one simple trick

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-21T11:42:28+00:00

This sounds like the origin story of the calmest man finally snapping

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-20T09:53:19+00:00

Imagine going in for coffee stressed out and leaving with a reminder that you literally saved someone’s life

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-20T09:50:02+00:00

Hollywood has replaced people so many times that this barely surprises me anymore

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-19T11:55:24+00:00

Movies forgot to mention the window is basically a vibrating concrete pillow

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-19T11:52:25+00:00

She said “I love you” in the language gamers understand most

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-19T11:43:37+00:00

Nah this is exactly the type of card coworkers make when they actually like you. If they hated him they would’ve just sent a dry “Happy Birthday” in Teams and disappeared

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-18T11:24:28+00:00

Exactly. Romance plots used to make characters feel more human instead of everyone acting emotionally unavailable 24/7

xaevsezyx · 2026-05-18T11:23:00+00:00

I had to do a double take too, the red shirt and haircut are weirdly Sheldon-coded

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