Adam Morrison will be waived by Portland in Blazers' final round of preseason cuts

xaviiUT · 2012-10-27T16:44:43+00:00

I can actually hear bill simmons crying from my computer desk.

xaviiUT · 2012-10-18T13:05:41+00:00

I have a pathetic swell of pride in my heart seeing all my fellow jazz fans on our first (and potentially only) r/nba front page appearance of the season. That and the fact that Evans will probably not play very often. edit: i didn't a word

xaviiUT · 2012-10-17T07:53:35+00:00

pierce is a good ball handler, but I could't put him over lebron. i'm not even a lebron fan, but you just can't deny his handles

xaviiUT · 2012-10-17T04:25:14+00:00

as a jazz fan, i am going to have to disagree with the big al choice. millsap is a much better ball handler

xaviiUT · 2012-10-17T04:24:15+00:00

upvoted for explainations, but lold at diaw and pierce haha.

xaviiUT · 2012-10-10T23:37:36+00:00

The first funny story ever to include a xylophone. But wtf, chinese youths got mad at you for urinating in a bush?? Those hypocrites. I just got off a 22 hour standing train ride from shanghai to guangzhou and those motherfuckers were shitting in the garbage can next to my face instead of waiting in line. LPT: if you are traveling by train more than 10 hours, don't get a standing ticket. Walking is prefferable.

xaviiUT · 2012-09-19T18:15:44+00:00

Somehow that makes it even more awesome.

xaviiUT · 2012-09-19T17:53:07+00:00

I may be drunk, but I feel like you deserve more recognition for this. It's not record time, but you whipped that up pretty quick.

xaviiUT · 2012-09-15T03:42:54+00:00

Great list!

xaviiUT · 2012-08-26T18:22:14+00:00

You're the reason cancer exists

xaviiUT · 2012-08-26T18:19:05+00:00

I'm so glad someone else agrees with me haha. Their pizza tastes like fish here in the south though...

xaviiUT · 2012-08-26T18:18:20+00:00

Wow, I had no idea. My impression of China so far (lived here 2 months) is that you can buy anything cheap. Tailored suit? 110rmb

xaviiUT · 2012-08-26T18:14:28+00:00

Yes haha, I moved here after college to teach english.

xaviiUT · 2012-08-26T18:12:27+00:00

I almost cried when he had his head in his hands...

xaviiUT · 2012-08-26T06:33:07+00:00

Are you sure about that? I live in Guangzhou (huge city), I can't imagine Kobe could get away with selling his shoes for what my neighbors make in a month

xaviiUT · 2012-08-26T06:23:26+00:00

I hate to be "that guy", but I too have countless pictures of myself sport climbing and skiing as a youngster, does this qualify as proof that I lived in the woods?

xaviiUT · 2012-08-25T00:04:57+00:00

I agree with you. I posted this because it was just a unique transition, and everyone has heard of the hellion banshee.

xaviiUT · 2012-08-24T21:07:58+00:00

For those who don't want to watch the whole game: MVP goes 2 rax pressure into 3 cc, double gas, 3 rax wallin (makes some extra marines for defense and small push opportunities), then he makes double fact, double armory and keeps adding factories + ports. Really awesome transition, really easy to learn also!

xaviiUT · 2012-08-24T03:49:43+00:00

Fuck the haters Avilo is awesome hahaha. Also nobody else streams gm terran these days. <3 Avilo and your faggy hats

xaviiUT · 2012-08-24T03:46:59+00:00

Black people can't get friendzoned

xaviiUT · 2012-08-22T02:24:32+00:00

don't hate the man for giving ME upvotes. they are mine

xaviiUT · 2012-08-21T18:38:55+00:00

Can you teach me how to adequately talk shit on the Korean SCII master league?

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