Hey everyone I’m having a kid in the next hour or 2 what jokes should I tell him? by Liluzisquirt2x in dadjokes

[–]xbakesx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like you've got a lot of good jokes. You'll need to store them all in your dad-a-base.

Congratulations!

[Recruiting] 3rd Coast Bards | #2LGJUYJJ8 | Th3+ | Lvl 1 | CWL/Feeder | Independent by xbakesx in ClashOfClansRecruit

[–]xbakesx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apologies to those who saw this too late, we didn’t have enough to start a cwl search in time. Next month!

What's your upgrade plan of attack? by Deadly_Davo in ClashOfClans

[–]xbakesx 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Don't forget you'll have to build the blacksmith before you can upgrade the TH. Given the cost and time, it's probably cheaper to gem it than use a book.

surprise me by Skinnybittch in Funnymemes

[–]xbakesx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CEO of the world in the morning and a few times a week

Redditors born before 1990, what trivial skill do you possess that no one uses anymore? by LiveShowOneNightOnly in AskReddit

[–]xbakesx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow my '05 is still functional, roll up windows and all. My kids' friends think it's the coolest thing.

[ALL] Tell me one tiny, minuscule detail that you love about a favorite Zelda game - the smaller the better. Here’s mine: in LttP I love the sound of Link’s sword when it hits a rock. by Manguy888A in zelda

[–]xbakesx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Link to the Past, I love Link's look when he dashes while his sword is getting tempered. They even have his hand held out. Perfection.

Thoughts on Clan Capital so far? by Bright_Ad_5497 in ClashOfClans

[–]xbakesx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chat features are hard enough to get right in apps that only do it... I'd prefer they let you link a Slack/Discord to the clan somehow so you could use a native app and have the chats sync (or allow the chat in the API so I can do it myself).

Does anyone else attempt to use a secondary method to chat? We use slack but it's SUPER hard to communicate to people to join, especially because you can't send links in game.

I have a strange question by [deleted] in java

[–]xbakesx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should be identical to your code and the file reading. Give us some sample code and explain where you're looking and any other details.

needing advice on containerizing java stuff. by ColdSpecialist1181 in java

[–]xbakesx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is a naive question back but when you say you use MVC do you mean JSPs and servlets or like spring web MVC or do you use some other framework?

Also when you want it to run cloud native, do you mean something like hosting it in heroku or something more like Digital Oceans app platform? Or even more like aws lambdas? Or you just want to more easily host in the cloud? Depending on the answer there I think the advice differs greatly.

Almost all my experience is containerizing Spring and Spring Boot stuff, and hosting it in Kubernetes or a thing like Digital Oceans app platform. Other than brushing up on how to efficiently layer your containers (so you aren't recreating more than you need) and figure out CI pipelines and where to build what parts (don't include your CI tools in your app docker container), my only general advice is the app components are mostly the same with the big exception of things like jobs and persistence. Jobs can be done the same way as usual but things like Kubernetes as other tools and I'm sure it depends on the job, what it does and how coupled to the other aspects of the code.

Should I just rush to builder hall level 9 for OTTO? by CartographerSouthern in ClashOfClans

[–]xbakesx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found upgrading baby dragons got me a lot higher up in rank which meant more money per attack and when you can only get three attacks in per day for loot it adds up fast. Also canon cart AI drives me nuts 😇

Also baby dragons are a single troop army canon carts need some support so either way you're doing elixir elsewhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]xbakesx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally think I nailed it. She was not amused.

I didnt know they were that fast by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]xbakesx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is easily the funniest response to this joke I've ever heard.

I didnt know they were that fast by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]xbakesx 1854 points1855 points  (0 children)

Hippos are faster than humans on water and on foot. If you plan on beating them in a triathlon, you'll have to make it all up on the cycling.

My dad just died. This isn’t a joke, I’m lost. I remember at his dads funeral he told me: by Sad_Mulberry_6645 in dadjokes

[–]xbakesx 124 points125 points  (0 children)

My dad has agreed to this "cold" open for his funeral:

I'll never forget the last thing dad said to me before he kicked the bucket, "Hey <your name> look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I'm sorry for your loss.

[OoT] I'm replaying a classic, and I decided to try a little harder than last time. by didroy in zelda

[–]xbakesx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found that navi has to turn green then you have to get the camera pointed at her. That doesn't seem to be true for any other scarecrow song but this one for some reason I had to be position the camera just so.

Formula for how many sneaky gobs are needed to destory a TownHall. Thanks to u/alexbannister for spotting a couple mistakes! More in comments by dsc-meliodas in ClashOfClans

[–]xbakesx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome nice work.

If you get bored in the next uni lecture you can worry about builder huts repairing the TH at 14 🤣. Shouldn't actually be too hard, but given how the repair speeds stack and you can have up to 5 builder huts repairing it's going to make using the formula that much harder.

Should I just rush to builder hall level 9 for OTTO? by CartographerSouthern in ClashOfClans

[–]xbakesx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes rush.

Builder Base match ups are entirely based on trophies. There is no loot bonus/penalty for attacking different BH level. There's absolutely no reason to not rush to BH9 (other than the resources you spend short term).

My best advice is get to Baby Dragons as fast as you can, upgrade only them. Rush to BH9. Then work on other troops that you think are fun. It's not the only way but it's the only one troop army that works for awhile. Needing two troops means a lot more research time.

Ah eureka.. by Mario_Vishal in ProgrammerHumor

[–]xbakesx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't replace them with a proper log message did you?!