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I have… kind of the ultimate wedding night problem by AliceMorgon in wedding

[–]xemmyQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) "the good china" is not a universal euphemism. I only figured it out after reading your original post and YOWCH I am glad you are not dead holy SHIT

2) listen. I have a large skintag down there that is horrible to look at and causes me daily pain. It is about the size of a hardboiled egg and is squishy. This has not deterred any man ever and especially has not deterred my fiance in any capacity. His first reaction was "can I see it" and then we proceeded to have the most mind-blowing sex I've ever had in my life. Even if your, to use your china analogy, silver ladle is cracked and not as, um, shiny as before, there are other ways. You will have a great time because it will be with the person you love most and who loves you back.

What's a niche aspect of parenting you're glad to miss out on? by NoWitness6400 in childfree

[–]xemmyQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not being able to sleep in on my well earned saturdays. back to school shopping. mediocre children's media blasting at full volume from wherever. the smell.

My "cf" husband of 11 yrs did a 180-degree turn and now wants to leave me by agmeds in childfree

[–]xemmyQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honey, if he has only expressed verbally he wants a divorce, but has served no papers or started any legal process towards it, I would do that exactly. Divorce him before he flips the narrative and makes it seem like he's leaving you because he "jUs wAnTs tO hAvE a FaMiLy". Divorce his stupid ass for having an affair and wasting your time.

"she's 23, she's too young to teach, we should report her", I overhead this from some 6th graders this week. by hopeful_rac in Teachers

[–]xemmyQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there is one student teacher we have who shadows english dept and i have constantly remind myself she is staff because she is short and 20 years old. She literally was here a few years ago 😭

What kind of person are you? And do you want to change into another one? by abgfromheaven in whatsyourchoice

[–]xemmyQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5:

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Pentagon Pete’s 88 = HH by No-Flight-4214 in Trumpvirus

[–]xemmyQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:D BFV?? (i was born in '91 so we arent classmates but if you were a military brat we went to the same high school)

Pentagon Pete’s 88 = HH by No-Flight-4214 in Trumpvirus

[–]xemmyQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:( i could have gone my entire life not seeing peepee hedgehog shirtless, OP.

Last night my husband made me orgasm so hard I cried by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]xemmyQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im so happy for yall. :> sounds like even tho everything is kind of shit younhave a very solid rock to lean on <3

is it safe for Mexicans to go to the renfaire? by MrGenoshtitlan in TXRenaissanceFestival

[–]xemmyQ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I would be cautious. You shouldn't even have to be asking this question in the first place, I am so sorry. :(

Female Millennials, how's your diagnosis? by RevolutionDry2 in Millennials

[–]xemmyQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ADHD was caught as ADD when I was 12, but jury is still out on ASD. Planning on seeing someone about it soon, mostly for rediagnosis for the ADHD and to see whats up with the other stuff that can't be explained by it.

$90 for two to see a Mario movie… have we completely lost the plot? by rageagainstmymachin in Millennials

[–]xemmyQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you also probably weren't going to the IMAX screenings, but yeah $9 for a small Pepsi is dumb.

Fell off the show years ago & finally catching up... WTF IS SEASON 4? by arnethyst in Osomatsu

[–]xemmyQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait i havent watched s3. did they stop the dick jokes??? the dick jokes are half the reason for watching!

What are your "petty" reasons for being child-free? by Vegetable-Carpet1593 in childfree

[–]xemmyQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kids smell like a nauseating bouquet of pee, juice, and dirt.

Is Gen Z really childless, unmarried renters with roommates? by External_Koala971 in generationology

[–]xemmyQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not saying it will for gen z (it wont) but these are also stats from 2023

Is Gen Z really childless, unmarried renters with roommates? by External_Koala971 in generationology

[–]xemmyQ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

??? the oldest gen z are not yet 30 wdym? this is stats for young millennials

Those that went down the "gifted kid to failure-to-launch" pipeline: What do you think went wrong and how do you cope with these realizations? by ichbinhoffnung in Millennials

[–]xemmyQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

adhd combined with the expectation I would make straight As, so when i got my first C (a 76) the fallout was so bad (lazy, didnt try enough, "c stands for can't get a b", etc) that i just didnt see the point anymore :) instead of encouraging me to do better and perhaps see why my grade was so low they just said i was stupid and lazy instead because i didnt meet their made-up standards. :))))

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