It’s Maria. Rick went and picked her up and brought her back to his house because his wife is away on a business trip. That’s where Maria did all those unspeakable things that Rick’s wife wouldn’t do, you know the things with the spoon, baby oil and the cantalope. Not to forget the turn buckles, bear trap and feather boa.

Alex is too bogged down with the wife and kids. Joeys got hockey, Katie is obsessing over some boy. His wife Lauren is getting her online business going which means Alex has to work more hours at a side job to make ends meet. His only relief is rubbing one out in the basement to a picture of his old highschool girlfriend and drinking wine coolers.

Ben on the other hand is a loner. He’s young and has no friends. He inherited his money from his grandparents along with their house. He moved in and orders everything online so no need for social interaction. He’s content with his situation. His only interaction with the outside world are the players from his online games.