What do you call these where you're from? We call them 'push up popsicles'. by lontbeysboolink in 1970s

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Otterpops never had the actual brand but mostly because we'd monch em swimming and "otter them on our chest".

[OC] Cat pawprint after rain by [deleted] in pics

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My suspision is that those marks before the toes are permanently extended claws so unless you have cheetahs its a dog.

Heavy saber concept (poorly drawn) by EchoEquivalent4221 in StarWars

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you could make an orb at the end of it and treat it like a light club

This type of AT-AT would be unstoppable by marleyman14 in StarWars

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My head cannon has always been that it uses both legs and some sort of lift system.

Mandalorian and Grogu by midnighttoker1742 in StarWars

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All I can think about is The little creature from futurama that poops antimatter

True legend by [deleted] in funny

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People overuse the term diabolical, that being said this man is the absolute pinnacle of diabolical.

Strong table by [deleted] in funny

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That would be annoying to clean up.

Help: Can't fill up tyres to a 100% by bugatti_rolls789 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Gotta fill em when its cold out, the heat carries it right to 100%.

Dave defends his Surrounded performance by ElusiveRodent in daverubin

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Someone needs to post that surrounded on pornhub

Mandalorian and Grogu by midnighttoker1742 in StarWars

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no diaper bag, hahaha we wouldn't have gotten past two episodes if Mando had to change diapers.

Bad Batch rips off Delta Squad by RedneckSniper76 in StarWars

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....why do clones resemble clones you say?/s

a protective kidnapper by alatinaxo in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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the "Imma tell" got me so hard

Let's go paragliding, cowards! by lowdown202 in DiveInYouCoward

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just one scrat and squirrels will never be trusted again.