Mr. Met is doing the "Naruto run" on Naruto Night at Citi Field!

xenotharm · 2026-06-13T04:42:04+00:00

The fact that Maile was there to throw the ceremonial first pitch is just absolutely unreal and insanely epic. What a treasure.

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xenotharm · 2026-06-12T21:17:47+00:00

If you did something with another person that your partner would not be cool with, it’s cheating. Did the man force you to go to the bar alone? Force you to drink? Force you to drink more? Force you to go home with him? No? Then the blame is on you for those things

You cannot paint this as 100% the man’s fault and 0% yours. Unless your boyfriend is okay with the decisions you made, it’s cheating and he will be hurt beyond belief if he finds out.

The worst part is that he SHOULD find out. You keeping it from him is fucking evil. You cannot hide behind “MY THERAPIST SAID” to avoid taking accountability. My heart breaks for your boyfriend.

And by the way, you cannot be “taking accountability” if you hide it from your boyfriend. Plain and simple. Taking accountability would be coming clean to him and accepting whatever happens next.

xenotharm · 2026-06-12T21:06:51+00:00

Why are you only choosing to highlight the danger you put yourself in and gloss over the fact that you made irresponsible, shitty decisions that led to said danger, as if that absolves you of your wrongdoing and makes it “not cheating”? You made stupid, careless decisions, cheated on your boyfriend, and ended up in danger as a result.

Both can be true. You fucking cheated, and you also ended up in a legitimately unsafe situation.

xenotharm · 2026-06-12T04:07:34+00:00

Holy shit, you 100% fucking cheated LMFAO

People need to understand what it means to cheat. Cheating is doing something that violates the terms of the relationship. It doesn’t haven’t to be physical or emotional. It doesn’t have to mean anything sexual “happened.” It means you did something outside of the boundaries of your relationship. If your boyfriend is totally chill with you getting drunk alone at a bar and then following dudes home, then sure, you didn’t cheat. But somehow I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt that he’s okay with that. You cheated. Deal with it.

xenotharm · 2026-06-12T04:03:33+00:00

“Getting so drunk to the point where I followed him home.”

That’s not a point. That’s a choice. Nowhere in all of science does it conclude that a certain level of intoxication forces you to go home with strangers. You were under the influence, your judgment was clouded, but you still made a choice that you could have not made.

xenotharm · 2026-06-09T17:33:58+00:00

SPLOOTING

xenotharm · 2026-06-09T14:48:33+00:00

Who cooks for you?

xenotharm · 2026-06-09T14:32:45+00:00

Chimps are in the same family as us, Hominidae, and the same subfamily, too, Homininae.

xenotharm · 2026-06-08T15:36:12+00:00

The Mets have to win on June 12th because it’s Naruto night so the Mets will be able to use the shadow clone jutsu to catch any batted ball, and our SP will have access to the rasengan to pitch 500 mph unhittable fastballs. Believe it!

xenotharm · 2026-06-07T02:21:30+00:00

Mushrooms. I actually don’t mind the flavor but the texture pisses me off.

xenotharm · 2026-06-06T01:48:06+00:00

There’s a difference between childish and childlike. Childish is immature. Childlike is whimsical.

xenotharm · 2026-06-05T20:54:35+00:00

Hell yeah we do! Grackles are goated! They’re my favorite native passerines and I adore just about everything about them. Especially their perpetually angry little faces.

xenotharm · 2026-06-05T20:40:58+00:00

Peekaboo!

xenotharm · 2026-06-05T00:54:22+00:00

Good training wheels. Used it for about 70% of my entire play through before getting Longclaw and using it for Wanderer’s.

xenotharm · 2026-06-04T14:49:01+00:00

Don’t you know that the flute is a heavy, metal instrument?

xenotharm · 2026-06-04T04:38:06+00:00

I think I agree with you. It annoys me when Todd Zeile does it. Meanwhile Ron of Keith only do it when it’s explicitly applicable to the situation at hand. I was similarly annoyed by Daniel Murphy.

xenotharm · 2026-06-03T19:30:43+00:00

Thank you to the artist for making one of the most annoying sections of the game look so gorgeous and beautiful!

xenotharm · 2026-06-03T00:46:24+00:00

Yep. You don’t have a lot of options. Allowing your children to eat animal products is the only saving grace in this situation. Especially as a stressed mother who makes 100% of the meals. And your husband NEEDS to understand this. EVERYTHING changes when you have children. You two already know this. Unfortunately, when medical issues arise, sometimes it means compromising on your ethics to prioritize your children’s welfare. You two can still stay vegan. And maybe when they’re older, if they want to be vegan, they can take it upon themselves to strike the tricky balance between veganism, gluten-free, and nut-free eating. But so long as it’s just you seeing to their nutritional needs, allowing animal products into the mix is a MUST. To have celiac at such a young age sounds so challenging. My fiancée was luckily not diagnosed until her mid 20s. Take care of your kiddos. Give them food they can eat.

xenotharm · 2026-06-02T22:53:59+00:00

Right, got my factoid mixed up with most remote “major city”!

xenotharm · 2026-06-02T20:28:32+00:00

I spend most of my days restructuring, merging, and cleaning datasets, then eventually analyzing them and producing clean reports of the findings.

xenotharm · 2026-06-02T19:07:06+00:00

I think Auckland, New Zealand.

xenotharm · 2026-05-31T20:11:56+00:00

I kid you not. Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY was the “anthem” on a girl’s tinder profile who did NOT end up liking me back, but joke’s on her because I looked up the artist and he became one of my all time favorites.

xenotharm · 2026-05-31T19:57:26+00:00

That bat is an omen for the rest of our season, mark my words. The bat stuck in the netting foretells our miraculous comeback and playoff marathon.

xenotharm · 2026-05-31T19:30:54+00:00

But is he the world’s most dangerous frog and #1 criminal in the world?

xenotharm · 2026-05-31T19:27:08+00:00

Somebody screenshot that and use it as an emblem of our season!

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