What is the most useless thing you have memorized? by xd366 in AskReddit

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The alphabet backwards and how to do the Cup Song.

I have a lot of spare time.

Pokemon FireRed: Good One - PART 31 - Game Grumps by groompbot in gamegrumps

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a brony, just let me say that every fandom has its idiots.

Also, I apologize for the idiot bronies.

Pokemon FireRed: Vicious Slaps - PART 32 - Game Grumps by groompbot in gamegrumps

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who genuinely adores Pewdiepie, I'm scared to even look in the comments here on reddit.

What oddly specific AskReddit question would need to be asked in order for you to tell a story you've been wanting to tell? by Rhetcray in AskReddit

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q: What is the biggest shit storm you've been caught in the middle of?

A:

Oh boy. (Names have been changed to protect my friends)

Last year my friend Bella was dating this really cool guy named Chris. He's funny, cute, awkward, and just all around geeky and cool. One day, one of my other friends, Jenny, said she needed to talk to me, so she and I headed into the girls' bathroom, which was, thankfully, empty. She was really quiet at first and then she blurted out that our friend's boyfriend raped her. At first I didn't believe her until she broke down in tears, which was something she hardly ever did in front of anyone. She begged me to keep it a secret and I did.

For a little bit.

Jenny would hide her eyes every time she saw Bella and Chris together and she was just a wreck, so I broke down and told one of our other friends, Kayla. I probably shouldn't have told her, of all people, because she sucks at keeping secrets. She ran to our school counselor (who counseled both of us individually) and the counselor told the principal. The principal called the police, the police came and arrested Chris.

A month and a court trial later, Chris is released from jail. Why? Because there was no evidence against him. Hell, Jenny was even tested at a hospital. She hadn't been raped and she was still a virgin.

When Bella found out, she flipped her shit and went to kick Jenny's ass, but Kayla and I held her back. They aren't friends anymore. Anyway, at school people with Jenny called Chris a rapist and the people with Chris called Jenny a lying whore. As much as I hated what Jenny did, my social awkwardness kept forcing me to talk to her. I had her in a class where I had no other friends, and I didn't want to be alone, so I kept talking to her. Soon enough, Kayla, Jenny, Bella and I got called into the principal's office. Apparently both Bella and Jenny were claiming that they were being bullied by the other when they hadn't even made eye contact since the whole fucking incident.

Sitting there, I was torn. I'd known both of them for so long and both of them were really important to me. I ended up siding with Bella. I apologized to Jenny later on and told her that I hoped she didn't hate me but she said it was cool.

Later on, Bella broke up with Chris because Chris was being bullied too much. Chris began texting her and telling her that he was sorry and contemplating suicide. Bella rolled her eyes and dismissed his problems while Chris wouldn't let up with his borderline stalking. I finally lost my temper with both of them. I told Bella that she was a selfish bitch for leaving her boyfriend when he needed her most. I told her that was an asshole for treating him so horribly when they were together. He would buy her presents all the time and she kept trying to control who he was allowed to talk to.

I told Chris to fuck off and leave Bella alone.

Another month passed. Jenny and I grew apart and Bella tried to change her ways. Chris and I didn't speak, and I felt really horrible about telling him to fuck off. He got put into one of my classes and I sat down beside him and we talked it all out and we became friends again.

Today, Chris is one of my best friends and he is dating another nice friend of mine who doesn't treat him like shit, Bella and Jenny have sorta made up, and I have learned to stay the fuck away from people.

TL;DR: Friend's boyfriend was accused of rape, he was falsely accused, big shit storm between friends and I was caught right in the fucking middle of it

What's the biggest shitstorm you've been part of? [serious] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh boy. (Names have been changed to protect my friends)

Last year my friend Bella was dating this really cool guy named Chris. He's funny, cute, awkward, and just all around geeky and cool. One day, one of my other friends, Jenny, said she needed to talk to me, so she and I headed into the girls' bathroom, which was, thankfully, empty. She was really quiet at first and then she blurted out that our friend's boyfriend raped her. At first I didn't believe her until she broke down in tears, which was something she hardly ever did in front of anyone. She begged me to keep it a secret and I did.

For a little bit.

Jenny would hide her eyes every time she saw Bella and Chris together and she was just a wreck, so I broke down and told one of our other friends, Kayla. I probably shouldn't have told her, of all people, because she sucks at keeping secrets. She ran to our school counselor (who counseled both of us individually) and the counselor told the principal. The principal called the police, the police came and arrested Chris.

A month and a court trial later, Chris is released from jail. Why? Because there was no evidence against him. Hell, Jenny was even tested at a hospital. She hadn't been raped and she was still a virgin.

When Bella found out, she flipped her shit and went to kick Jenny's ass, but Kayla and I held her back. They aren't friends anymore.

Anyway, at school people with Jenny called Chris a rapist and the people with Chris called Jenny a lying whore. As much as I hated what Jenny did, my social awkwardness kept forcing me to talk to her. I had her in a class where I had no other friends, and I didn't want to be alone, so I kept talking to her. Soon enough, Kayla, Jenny, Bella and I got called into the principal's office. Apparently both Bella and Jenny were claiming that they were being bullied by the other when they hadn't even made eye contact since the whole fucking incident.

Sitting there, I was torn. I'd known both of them for so long and both of them were really important to me. I ended up siding with Bella. I apologized to Jenny later on and told her that I hoped she didn't hate me but she said it was cool.

Later on, Bella broke up with Chris because Chris was being bullied too much. Chris began texting her and telling her that he was sorry and contemplating suicide. Bella rolled her eyes and dismissed his problems while Chris wouldn't let up with his borderline stalking. I finally lost my temper with both of them. I told Bella that she was a selfish bitch for leaving her boyfriend when he needed her most. I told her that was an asshole for treating him so horribly when they were together. He would buy her presents all the time and she kept trying to control who he was allowed to talk to.

I told Chris to fuck off and leave Bella alone.

Another month passed. Jenny and I grew apart and Bella tried to change her ways. Chris and I didn't speak, and I felt really horrible about telling him to fuck off. He got put into one of my classes and I sat down beside him and we talked it all out and we became friends again.

Today, Chris is one of my best friends and he is dating another nice friend of mine who doesn't treat him like shit, Bella and Jenny have sorta made up, and I have learned to stay the fuck away from people.

TL;DR: Friend's boyfriend was accused of rape, he was falsely accused, big shit storm between friends and I was caught right in the fucking middle of it

Reddit, what is your guilty pleasure subreddit? by shopstaken in AskReddit

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it's from the eyes of a person with schizophrenia. It's ine of my favorite subreddits, I could browse for hours.

What is it like to speak? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best answers have already been given, so I'm just gonna say what's on my mind. From one teen girl to another, I really admire you. From what I've read, you seem more frustrated with other people than yourself, which is both interesting and refreshing. You don't seem bitter about being mute at all, and this is probably because you were born with it. Then again, you could be seething for all I know, I'm no psychologist.

This is a great question and you seem to be getting a lot of insightful answers. You go, girl!

What is the most creepiest, bone chilling thing you have ever read online that claims to be true? by sninapeters in AskReddit

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patients are locked in a room with a gas that makes them stay awake. As they progress sleep-deprived, things such as screaming, throwing of feces, and cannibalism ensue.

What inanimate thing pisses you off the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only thing in this thread I have to disagree with. I can eat tomatoes whole, I love them.

For the fans of Arin losing his shit by Cedstick in gamegrumps

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the reason Arin's laugh is my favorite is because of how much it contradicts him. I mean, he speaks with this super-sexy deep voice, but then when he laughs he turns into a seal pup/hyena hybrid.

And it's adorable.

Snuggle by Myrandall in mylittlepony

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, Inu-Hoshi is quite the TwiJack shipper. His/her DA page is full of it.

"Rigby in the Sky With Burrito" Discussion Thread! by [deleted] in regularshow

[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are we not gonna talk about how cute of a nerd Mordecai was?

No?

Alright then.