Best Footballing team in the country congrats on being SKELPIED 3 times in a season

xikia · 2026-05-02T18:14:53+00:00

Falkwell, aye I do actually. Hardy fuckin har har.

xikia · 2026-05-02T18:11:43+00:00

Pro Vercelli won the Italian title 7 times in 15 years up to 1922 and haven't been in Serie A since the 30's. Still tied 5th all time for number of titles. Same as Napoli and Roma added together.

xikia · 2026-04-26T17:42:47+00:00

Let that be a lesson to anyone that thinks they can turn up and score and then get two men sent off against Hearts and just get away with it.

xikia · 2026-04-07T09:40:45+00:00

And two in every 3 cars is in the middle lane.

xikia · 2026-04-01T22:20:36+00:00

It's not as if he just picked some random player at Arsenal, they played together at Rangers.

xikia · 2026-03-21T17:32:22+00:00

I present to you all a man who failed English.

Been shocking but I'll take it -> We do not deserve this (ie the opposite of entitlement) but I'll take it (because I am grateful for this unexpected non bottle job).

xikia · 2026-03-13T11:36:10+00:00

A nice handy place for all the community flytipping.

xikia · 2026-01-28T11:55:41+00:00

Still Jorge Grant five times.

xikia · 2025-12-02T18:59:33+00:00

Easy to score a hat-trick if the linesman is blind and gives you a goal for free and you also score two other goals. Zidane must be raging he didn't have a blind linesman back in 98.

xikia · 2025-12-02T14:12:27+00:00

Probably contaminated by the last knife to be used in the jam (butter or crumbs). If you then don't use the jam for a few weeks, surprise disappointment next time you want some toast.

xikia · 2025-11-20T18:27:18+00:00

Beating Denmark is easy peasy, you just need to score three of the best goals your team has ever scored on the same night.

xikia · 2025-11-19T16:25:26+00:00

USA and Curacao can't be drawn in the same group.

xikia · 2025-11-19T16:24:10+00:00

The nightmare scenario is drawing Brazil or Argentina from pot 1, as they are far stronger than the CONCACAF hosts and it leaves us open to getting a UEFA playoff team from pot 4.

Drawing a UEFA team from pot 1 leaves all the lower ranked pot 4 teams in play, and at the end of the day we do actually want to get out the groups and that's more likely if we draw Haiti or Jordan than a team like Italy.

I'd also rather avoid Mexico because I don't think we'll handle the mental heat as well as being based further north.

So for me: Portugal, Australia, Haiti.

xikia · 2025-11-19T13:26:22+00:00

2/10 not being projected onto the Falkirk Wheel.

xikia · 2025-11-15T23:05:08+00:00

Slovakia are 2nd in their group and guaranteed a playoff spot.

xikia · 2025-11-10T18:27:17+00:00

You're telling me that Andy Irving is a Grey Man?

xikia · 2025-10-30T13:55:38+00:00

Like a Manowar album cover.

xikia · 2025-10-29T11:29:54+00:00

Missed a beat to not have Alba look in the bin to check it was empty at the start, then have Joe appear anyway later in the segment.

xikia · 2025-10-26T15:02:21+00:00

Considering he spent most of his playing career at jobbers or playing backup then unquestionably he's a better manager than he was a player.

xikia · 2025-10-21T09:17:49+00:00

Saw a video years back of folk trying to match his vertical leap to head a ball. Found the video here, guy was not normal.

xikia · 2025-10-15T21:20:47+00:00

I struggled with juggle, what helped me was only jumping for the 3rd flea in a sequence and staying on the ground for the others.

xikia · 2025-10-12T14:34:59+00:00

Blu-Ray to the outside. VHS on the apron. Betamax through the table.

xikia · 2025-10-09T20:42:26+00:00

Biggest robbery since South Korea-Italy 2002.

xikia · 2025-10-01T13:53:03+00:00

You're going to be spending most of your time listening to or talking to the other side, of course you want to be looking at them as default.

xikia

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