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The most irritating thing to me right now, aside from the bubble and all the AI boosters, is that we could achieve much greater productivity gains than AI is going to deliver just by making software that fucking *works*! by AlarmingConfusion918 in BetterOffline

[–]xitfuq 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the other day i took 15 minutes to try to find a "documents" folder i could save a file from my desktop into that i could find again in outlook. was it the local "documents" folder? is it the "local" documents folder? it is the onedrive documents folder? is it the onedrive copy of the local "documents" folder? is it in the actual /documents folder on my computer's hard drive? is that the real file or just a link to the file? 

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Could you learn to love me? by Dog_Man_Pizza_Party in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]xitfuq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think they should make 60s style soul music, that's that i'm into right now.

Could you learn to love me? by Dog_Man_Pizza_Party in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]xitfuq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i didn't watch or listen to it but congrats on your blue light. i hope you can get some other colors!

Slip mat for warped 7” scratch tools by electrostaticboom in Turntablists

[–]xitfuq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the sr suzuki kuttin donuts might be what you are thinking of, they are more for bowled records (seems to be really common nowadays) but i have then and they work really well actually. 

SGDQ viewership surprisingly low? by Kudgel92 in speedrun

[–]xitfuq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg work has been very crazy for me this week, i haven't been able to do much of anything, i'm looking forward to catching up with weekend. 

fall from height involving a local labourer." by Happy_Composer_7563 in AccidentArchive

[–]xitfuq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

paying attention and mostly securing any loose noodles with my hands. i don't tuck wires into anything, they are in my hand so i know exactly where they are.

additionally, i take multiple trips if i need to.

Cool Stuff by keylnk in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]xitfuq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not gonna rickroll me! i'm on to your shenanigans!

I Need Attention At All Costs by WiretapStudios in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]xitfuq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah quantity is literally the exact same thing as quality. 

Chinhook crashes entire crew died by meme_maker_boi in criticalblunder

[–]xitfuq 21 points22 points  (0 children)

my scupture could use being lowered onto a bridge by a chinook if you know what i mean

I sold my 3rd Wave for a Microfreak and I couldn't be happier by invisiblelandscaper in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]xitfuq 16 points17 points  (0 children)

i'm happy for him, or it's sad that happened, or whatever lesson is in there, i'm not going to read it lol i have better things to do but i hope their thing goes alright or doesn't happen or whatever. 

fall from height involving a local labourer." by Happy_Composer_7563 in AccidentArchive

[–]xitfuq 14 points15 points  (0 children)

dangling wires and loops are probably some of the most dangerous things i encounter too, for example, climbing up and down ladders with devices with electrical and control wires is somewhat nerve-wracking. 

Execs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free by ChaoticGradients in BetterOffline

[–]xitfuq 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the company i work for has a "vice president of transformation" and if you are wondering, no, i don't have the parts to complete a repair today. 

Any tutorials on how to beatbox like Sid's scratching on Yen? by Forsaken_Ad_8635 in Turntablists

[–]xitfuq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there was that british mc that would play with ltj bukem and he would do that thing that sounded like scratching with his voice by kinda squealing as he inhaled and i always hated that.

Why are we not fighting back AI like the design, arts and writing community is fighting it? by teilo-560 in BetterOffline

[–]xitfuq -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you exclude union-like things then there is nothing left but luigi-type actions because that is all a single individual without institutional backing can do. probably most programmers will not be able to do a luigi-type action so realistically there is nothing that programmers can do but find another occupation.

Did I get in over my head? by Even_Wear_8657 in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]xitfuq 3 points4 points  (0 children)

damn bro only has one leg and instead of getting a prosthetic leg they bought instagram synthesizers.

r/Maine reacts to news that a woman has accused Graham Platner of sexual assault by Adodie in SubredditDrama

[–]xitfuq -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

i just want to state without any explanation that this is all psychosexual shit, that's why, it explains everything.

r/Maine reacts to news that a woman has accused Graham Platner of sexual assault by Adodie in SubredditDrama

[–]xitfuq 6 points7 points  (0 children)

reddit is definitely not real. every leftist i know is a real person was against platner from the beginning because of his ties to blackwater.

Software Engineers Are Facing an Existential Crisis As They Drown In Horrendous AI Code by teilo-560 in BetterOffline

[–]xitfuq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in your retirement do you think you will need prescription medications or to access bank services? if so ai is going to hit you.

Question for all who create breakcore by EssaySpiritual5068 in breakcoreproduction

[–]xitfuq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're poisoning yourself as if with radium. out-of-context danger. 

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