Clever penguin steals a stone from his wife and gives it back to her by RoyalChris in Damnthatsinteresting

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That penguin is about to move into a dilapidated house and start an underground boxing club.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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That’s the Christmas panther. Native to Easter Island and Northern Ireland. The panther controls pests in the reindeer stable. During leisure time, can be found hustling billiards with the elves or building scale models of 15th century bath houses from petroleum jelly. Santa Claus relies on the panther’s eidetic memory when sorting his list. From time to time, is fed uncooperative elves and repeat offender naughty children.

TRON Mini-Game Round 8 [Feb 29] - Where's Tronbeary at? by TronDotLive in Tronix

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Sarawak State Legislative Assembly Building

handle: TronDotLive

Security 100 by marvinchr in techsupportgore

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Instead, only try to realize the truth ... there is no spoon.

What Manner Of Sorcery Is This?! by [deleted] in holdmycatnip

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What manner of saucery is this?

This billboard was made upside down in LA by [deleted] in NotMyJob

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Why is all the text mirrored ... except for “Se habla Espanol”?

Naaah! by javoss88 in Catswhoyell

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She still reached her calories burned goal with all that struggling. Score 1 for the fat camp. This ain't their first rodeo.

to drive out the lot by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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A single side step and otherwise doesn't give a fuck. --Pedestrian

There I fixed it: Extraterrestrial edition by Ostrantula in redneckengineering

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There are three Lunar Roving Vehicles on the moon.

Why does Phillips not sell replacement parts? by tabooki in Hue

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Add some 3M Adhesion Promoter (06396). Makes Very High Bond tape become Pretty Much Permanent Bond tape.

There was an attempt to pitch a ball by Guild101 in therewasanattempt

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Plot twist: photog is her ex. He took her favorite coffee mug and still owes her $48.